Gfted1 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Just wait until week 10 when McCarthy goes back to Green Bay! :DRAMABISIMG: 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Gfted1 said: Just wait until week 10 when McCarthy goes back to Green Bay! :DRAMABISIMG: Muh Boys will be 3-6 by then. 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Former Cowboys, Bears RB Marion Barber III Dies at Age 38 | Bleacher Report | Latest News, Videos and Highlights 2 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Deshaun Watson reaches settlement of 11 games and 5 million fine...less than the 12 games and 10 million fine that the NFL offered to settle with before the judgement and subsequent appeal. Seems pretty abysmal, and I don't understand why the NFL felt the need to settle on a slam-dunk case where being as harsh as possible is what the vast majority of the public wanted. 1 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Calvin Ridley got a year for betting on his own team to win. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 (edited) 38 minutes ago, the_dog_days said: Calvin Ridley got a year for betting on his own team to win. And I get that there's an issue of affecting the "integrity of the game" vs. external stuff that doesn't, but...you think of past incidents like with Ezekiel Elliot who got six games for just one offense. Here's a guy who went through at least a documented 66 masseuses over a 17 month period (a new one nearly every week for a year and a half straight!), which is so weird and fishy that you even have other players coming out and saying that you usually find one or two that you like and stick with them...and twenty-six of them come forward to allege some pretty serious misconduct. He's not even apologetic about it: the most he's offered is a "I'm sorry if I offended you" type apology, which is so insincere to add insult to injury. It just doesn't compute for me. Is it because there's no criminal case or video? Edited August 19, 2022 by Bartimaeus 1 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 It's almost as if you get treated differently and suffer much diminished consequences, if any, when you are highly talented and play at the most valuable position. 1 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Keyrock said: It's almost as if you get treated differently and suffer much diminished consequences, if any, when you are highly talented and play at the most valuable position. It's going to be a stain on the NFL to see him playing, and probably booed everywhere he goes. It really should have been treated as a career-ending injury. "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 I pay no attention to the NFL off-season, save for the week leading up to and including the draft, so this happened like a week ago but I only just found out about it. Muh Boys' franchise tackle Tyron Smith is out indefinitely following an avulsion fracture of the knee suffered during practice. 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, Keyrock said: I pay no attention to the NFL off-season, save for the week leading up to and including the draft, so this happened like a week ago but I only just found out about it. Muh Boys' franchise tackle Tyron Smith is out indefinitely following an avulsion fracture of the knee suffered during practice. Yeah, it sucks. There's been a few different teams with pretty seriously injured star LTs the past few years, including Packers' Bakhtiari, Cowboys' Tyron Smith, and Ravens' Ronnie Stanley off the top of my head. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Predictions: Division Winners: AFC East: Dolphins West: Chiefs North: Bengals South: Titans NFC East: ABSTAIN* West: Rams North: Packers South: Bucs  Superbowl The Big Game: Bengals vs Packers The Big Game winner: Bengals** * I cannot, in good faith, pick Muh Boys after our already suspect O Line lost its best player. Picking the Iggles would be grounds for me to commit seppuku. Side note: I am both perplexed and amused by the Iggles media circle jerk. I get picking them to win the NFC East, but folks are picking them to be the #1 seed and go to The Big Game. Jalen Hurts is still their QB, right? I mean, I'm happy they're doing it. It will make the potential Iggles fans schadenfreude that much tastier and schadenfreude is all I have left this season. ** I am an unashamed Joe Burrow schlong rider. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Think McCarthy gets canned if Cowboys don't make the playoffs? Jerry isn't getting any younger... Division winners, but assuming none of last years' winners repeat because picking previous winners isn't any fun: AFC North: Ravens AFC West: Chargers AFC East: Dolphins AFC South: Colts NFC North: Vikings NFC West: Cardinals NFC East: Eagles NFC South: Saints Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bartimaeus said: Think McCarthy gets canned if Cowboys don't make the playoffs? Or if Sean Peyton comes out of retirement. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bartimaeus said: Think McCarthy gets canned if Cowboys don't make the playoffs? Jerry isn't getting any younger... Division winners, but assuming none of last years' winners repeat because picking previous winners isn't any fun: AFC North: Ravens AFC West: Chargers AFC East: Dolphins AFC South: Colts NFC North: Vikings NFC West: Cardinals NFC East: Eagles NFC South: Saints With any luck, sooner. I'm praying to any and all gods that may be listening that this is a lame duck season and Sean Payton is the Cowboys head coach next year. I see you also are a non-believer in the Bills. I thought I was the only one. Edit: Ninja'd by @Gfted1 Edited September 8, 2022 by Keyrock 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Gfted1 said: Or if Sean Peyton comes out of retirement. I believe the Saints would still control his rights since he was not fired but rather "retired", but I'm really not sure how much an inhibiting factor that really would be in practice. 10 minutes ago, Keyrock said: I see you also are a non-believer in the Bills. I thought I was the only one. Note that I said I was only picking non-winners from last year, . I'm not really a big believer of gut feeling or intuition about sports due to their incredibly chaotic nature, so I really only have a few strong feelings about this upcoming season: 1. AFC West and NFC West should both be bloodbaths with possibly 6 playoff teams coming from them. 2. NFC North will probably be bad and should be pretty easy for the Packers to win unless injuries pile up. 3. Packers will inexplicably implode at some point in the playoffs. Edited September 8, 2022 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 14 minutes ago, Bartimaeus said: Note that I said I was only picking non-winners from last year, . I'm not really a big believer of gut feeling or intuition about sports due to their incredibly chaotic nature, so I really only have a few strong feelings about this upcoming season: 1. AFC West and NFC West should both be bloodbaths with possibly 6 playoff teams coming from them. 2. NFC North will probably be bad and should be pretty easy for the Packers to win unless injuries pile up. 3. Packers will inexplicably implode at some point in the playoffs. I mostly went chalk except the Fins pick. I'm not a believer in the Bills, plus I still think Tua will be good. Father Time will catch up with Tom Brady at some point and I think this is the year, the Bucs still have enough talent to take the division, though. Conversely, I think Rodgers has 1 more MVP-level season in him, hence why I have them going to The Big Game. They're going to lose to my boy Joe Burrow and the Bengals, though. Sorry @Bartimaeus RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Going back to the Super Bowl would be pretty cool at least, . Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I don't care all that much about any teams, but I am back on the fantasy football wagon after years of not playing, so I'll be paying some attention. The 49ers are a big deal around here, and all my friends live and due by them, so naturally I enjoy it when they struggle. I'd like to see Derek Carr do well since he went to Fresno State. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Since Carr was drafted in 2014, Raiders had been my secondary/AFC team up until Gruden became their head coach. I'm not sure if I should go back to liking them again now that he's finally gone. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 14 minutes ago, Bartimaeus said: Since Carr was drafted in 2014, Raiders had been my secondary/AFC team up until Gruden became their head coach. I'm not sure if I should go back to liking them again now that he's finally gone. Jack Del Rio got a raw deal there for sure. I hope he is a bit vindicated by the way Gruden was shown the door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 (edited) It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. Did not believe one bit in the Packers the moment I heard our two star tackles were still out. (e): Meanwhile, Cowboys season may well realistically be over at 0-1 with all the injuries. Edited September 12, 2022 by Bartimaeus 1 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Through my sources, I have procured hidden camera footage of a recent Dallas Cowboys practice: 1 1 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 The Cowboys team bus arriving for today's game against the Bengals: 1 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Muh Boys won? That's unpossible! 2 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) I'm getting a kick out of the talking heads whose job it is to make hot takes suggesting that the Cowboys should dump Dak and just stick with Cooper Rush. In the immortal words of the great Bill Parcells "let's put away the anointing oil for now."Â I will say this about muh Boys, our defense is legit. Micah Parsons is like a slasher movie monster; dude can just appear anywhere at any time, there's no escaping him. You can't scheme against him because we can put him anywhere back there. He's a legit generational talent. Edited September 21, 2022 by Keyrock 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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