On 2/15/2020 at 8:48 PM, melkathi said:

Undead attack the kingdom. All paladins fled in terror. Half a dozen gnomes died trying to keep the guard tower standing. One heroic healer of Agrela holds her ground and is surrounded by eight skeletons. Three more healers rush to her aid. One of them will not survive the fight. Saru the Calmbringer, barely visible in the melee in the screenshot will survive and end up the highest level hero in this quest (17).

 

The Heroes find the castle of the Liche Queen. A band of Paladins, Rogues, Wizards, Rangers, and Solarii will tear it down. As the Liche Queen emerges all of them will flee. All of them? Not all. One Paladin is hit with a paralyze spell. As the Liche Queen and her minions surround her, a second Paladin decides to protect her incapacitated sister. The undead surround them and find out why in Majesty you never surround high level Paladins.

Congratulations! Now play that scenario again with Fervus and face despair 🤪

Reached Act 2 of Wolcen, and a little ways in, I thought I'd suddenly switched games to Titan Quest. 

 

Also, my chr's current look. Haven't used any color dye yet - not much point when you're changing gear all the time still. And of course most of the time she's like an inch high on the screen....

I've only unlocked about a dozen of the ludicrous number of playable characters in the game, but so far my favorite is Guan Yinping:

First off, she uses a hilariously gigantic mace, so that's a good start.

Fire tornado is a nice bonus.

Most importantly, she can rip a gargantuan boulder out of the ground and smash it on people. I'm all about smashing people with ridiculously huge chunks of rock. Super extra bonus for wielding the boulder one-handed.

All of this is 100% historically accurate, I'm sure. 

Edited February 17, 20205 yr by Keyrock

12 hours ago, Skazz said:

Congratulations! Now play that scenario again with Fervus and face despair 🤪

That will be extra challenging, as the game starts you with two temples of Agrela

Edited February 17, 20205 yr by melkathi

The Skazz challenge:

 

Cultist Joyous Forest is the first to storm the castle (and having fun doing so) :

 

After everyone ran away from the Liche Queen and wouldn't go back to face her for all the gold in the Kingdom ("all the gold" is relative of course, add enough 0s to the number and some heroes will think about it), the Rogues hung around waiting for someone else to charge in so they could swoop in and cash in on the bounty. Cultist Yellow Boulder, followed by Cultist Pleasant Sea shifted into bear form and did just that.

3 hours ago, melkathi said:

The Skazz challenge:

Cultist Joyous Forest is the first to storm the castle (and having fun doing so) :

After everyone ran away from the Liche Queen and wouldn't go back to face her for all the gold in the Kingdom ("all the gold" is relative of course, add enough 0s to the number and some heroes will think about it), the Rogues hung around waiting for someone else to charge in so they could swoop in and cash in on the bounty. Cultist Yellow Boulder, followed by Cultist Pleasant Sea shifted into bear form and did just that.

Congrats!

I assumed that the sum of factors (insane dodge values of skeletons vs ranged cultists, ban on Krypta, zero anti-undead capabilities) would provide a decent challenge, but it seems like you managed to win without breaking a sweat.

Three cheers for Fervus!

Edited February 18, 20205 yr by Skazz

Wizards helped a lot to keep the kingdom standing. And when the cultists had built a large enough army of rats, rocs, and other animals not starting with r, that helped the wizards to stay alive.

oh hey, is it time to post RDO pics again?

that I am, because I've been making new friends

melkathi plays games starting with M:

 

 

But there is a character limit on names:

 

Sometimes you have to work with what you are given:

^ This game terrifies me for some reason.

I half expected the start of the game to be a Skyrim meme...

First encounter with a Chokobo...

Just another day on the job.
 

She's so corny, but I still like her, for some reason

(cue Imperial March) March of the bad guys (and girl)

See, angering dragons is never a good thing,...

Not even Ctulhu is safe!

Protecting the weak and annoying...

Cute flying vegetables!

Cat people looking cute...

Meh, who needs visibility when you can look cool instead?

 

Edited February 21, 20205 yr by marelooke

^ not a single pic loads for me.

40 minutes ago, 213374U said:

^ not a single pic loads for me.

Same.

6 hours ago, 213374U said:

^ not a single pic loads for me.

 

6 hours ago, the_dog_days said:

Same.

Looks like my firewall managed to corrupt its own configuration (great feature for a firewall) should all be fixed now

Okami HD.

 

Bao Sanniang getting busy with her giant yoyo:

Now they're getting western gods and demigods involved:

The Hex

Damn, melkathi, I think you were a little harsh in your review of Super Weasel Kid 9. I mean, sure, it's nowhere near as good as SWK2: Radical Road, let alone the original classic, and it's kind of buggy, but there's no season pass, nor any microtransactions, that has to count for something?

It spoofs reviews from people on your friend list?

 

7 minutes ago, melkathi said:

It spoofs reviews from people on your friend list?

 

Yes, and who knows what other mischief Daniel Mullins has in store for me? 

Maybe he'll spoof an angry rant by me over spoofing a review in my name 😛

^ Wait a minute. How do I know this is a genuine melkathi post? I don't see any Majesty screenshots...

*suspicion level rising*

🤔

Edited February 25, 20205 yr by Keyrock

Mordheim Screenshot of Authenticity:

As a person who may or may not have worked on a small game once, I pray that Melkathi never discovers it.