Keyrock Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I'll have you know that I use the **** outta cumin, turmeric, and paprika. Edited March 29, 2019 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 History is chock-full of genocidal wars. If there's one thing we humans excel at, it's genocidal wars. Yes, but in this case the humour is because it's a bonkers conspiracy theory Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 "Have the EU finally gotten a grasp on the British sense of humour after extending Brexit till the end of May?" 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Dobby was free forever more... the morning is an alarm is a curse trickier than those broken by gift socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 the only 4 prophesies in the history of the world that are slowly coming true The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 This is funny in a frighteningly accurate way. 2 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 9 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleArmadillo0 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I want to believe that's actually some recreation center and not a hospital, because that is way to obvious and in poor taste to be true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 8 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majestic Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I recently found my copy of Der Struwwelpeter. The title story is about a boy refusing to groom himself (or be groomed by his parents): The hilarious part was the caption on the front page, translation shamelessly copied from Wikipedia. Lustige Geschichten und drollige Bilder mit 15 schön kolorierten Tafeln für Kinder von 3–6 Jahren ("funny stories and whimsical pictures with 15 beautifully coloured panels for children aged 3–6"). The book is full of stories where children have their thumbs cut off, burn themselves to a cinder or starve to death. Fun and whimsy, what else? Insert appropriate millennial joke here. 2 No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleArmadillo0 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Why would you post something so controversial yet so brave? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Jim Sterling did this against copyright takedown claims years ago. The funniest was when a video got flagged by the same company's Japan and EU branches and was stuck in limbo for all eternity. 1 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 2 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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