The Funny Stuff thread

March 10, 20196 yr

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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March 10, 20196 yr

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March 10, 20196 yr

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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March 10, 20196 yr

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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March 11, 20196 yr

Because of the time change I'm now up way too late on a Sunday, but nevertheless I have discovered this gem.

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March 11, 20196 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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March 11, 20196 yr

warning, adult humor:

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

March 11, 20196 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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March 11, 20196 yr

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I think the invention isn't the tram (as pointed out, already invented) but that they're using the autodriving technology to create a system where the train can travel on a virtual track.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

March 12, 20196 yr

One best narrations of this gem.

March 12, 20196 yr

I don't remember if this has been shared here or not...

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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March 12, 20196 yr

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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March 12, 20196 yr

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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March 12, 20196 yr

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March 12, 20196 yr

Ah, so thats where Katphood's avatar comes from.

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March 12, 20196 yr

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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March 12, 20196 yr

Those type videos hits me right in the visceral. I could watch pom-pom guns firing all day. :lol:

I don't know if its true but Ive read the only way in and out of the belly turrets was from the outside, and they didn't wear parachutes in there, so in the event of landing gear damage that guy was in for a bad landing.

March 13, 20196 yr

Those type videos hits me right in the visceral. I could watch pom-pom guns firing all day.

I don't know if its true but Ive read the only way in and out of the belly turrets was from the outside, and they didn't wear parachutes in there, so in the event of landing gear damage that guy was in for a bad landing.

in the B-17 the ball turret was separated from the rest of the aircraft and only the intercom allowed the gunner to have any contact with the others. it could not open from the inside during flight and it was too small to fit a parachute so yeah, in case something went wrong the gunner was F'd. in the B-24 the turret could be retracted into the aircraft so even if there was a problem they could retrieve the gunner. it still couldn't open from the inside but worst case scenario, they could release the hydraulics and the weight of the guns would make the turret drop bringing the hatch up so that the others could open it and the gunner could exit into the plane

Edited March 13, 20196 yr by teknoman2

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.