GROUNDMEAT CANNOT SPELL P I M P WITHOUT I M P

PIMP IMP GOOD IDEA. LIKE NEMNOK. WEAR NECKLACE.

SHINY NECKLACE? USELESS THING WANT NECKLACE!

USELESS THING GET OWN NECKLACE. TAKE FROM GROUNDMEAT. NOT FROM OTHER IMP.

STEAL HAT OF BLUE FURRY. NOW PIMPIN'. OWN SMELLY MOUNTAIN.

IT HAS HAT. IT RULES US. BUT WHY RULER IMP NO TELL NAME. SHOULD MAYBE CALL STUPID PEEPER.

NO FEATHER IN HAT, NO RULE OVER SODDING BUGGER! UNLESS BRIBED WITH FOOD. OR BOOZE. OR BOTH. DEFINITELY BOTH. 

NO FEATHER IN HAT BECAUSE SODDING BURGER THINKS ALL FEATHER IS GULL AND EAT.

THAT BE SODDING BUGGER YOU NO FEATHER RUNT! NOT BURGER! 

 

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SODDING BUGGER NOW WANTS A GULL BURGER. 

WHY IMPS NEED ARMY.  ARMYS BORING. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. PAY ROTTEN TO.  ME RATHER BE LUMBER-JACK.

 

ME SING SING SING....

 

 

ME A LUMBER-JACK AND ME OKAY.

 

ME SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND ME WORK ALL DAY

 

***HE A LUMBER-JACK AND HE OKAY.  HE SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND HE WORK ALL DAY.***

 

ME CUT DOWN TREE.  ME EAT ME LUNCH.  ME USE TOI-LET-TRY

 

ON MEC-WYNS-DAG ME GO SHOPPING.  ME HAVE FRIED UGLY FOR TEA

 

***HE A LUMBER-JACK AND HE OKAY.  HE SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND HE WORK ALL DAY.***

 

ME CUT DOWN TREE.  ME SKIP AND JUMP.

 

ME PUT ON ARKEMYR ROBES. ME FLY AROUND IN BATHHOUSE.

 

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WERE ALL GOING.

 

EH.  YOU BORING ANYWAY. YOU STINK TO. ME LOOK FOR MORE TREES.

VOTE RENAME SODDING BUGGER INTO BURGER. THIS WAY CAN EAT HIM IF HUNGRY. 

FIRST WE VOTE IF IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY IS DEMOCRACY.

Edited June 11, 20187 yr by omgFIREBALLS

WE VOTE THEREFORE WE DEMOCRACY. EXCEPT HAT. HAT RULES ALL. 

LAZY WORM NO WANT DEMOCRACY. LAZY WORM WANT SHINIES!

ALL IMPS PORTANT!....WANT OWN HAT! CANDY NUTS TOO!

Edited June 11, 20187 yr by SerenityHarkness

UTTERLY HOPELESS THINKS IMP WITH MOST SHINIES MOST IMPORTANT.

USELESS THING HAS ONE....TWO....THREE.....EH...WHAT COME AFTER THREE? MANY? USELESS THING HAS MANY!

UTTERLY HOPELESS ALSO HAS MANY!

 

NEED TIE BREAKER. ARM WRESTLING? POO FLINGING? FASHION WALK OFF?

Edited June 12, 20187 yr by Tarlonniel

WHICH IMP STUPID FARMER NOT PET IS BEST IMP.  IMPS NOT FOR PETTING, STUPID FARMER.  IF IMP LOOKS PETTABLE, OBVIOUSLY NOT BEST IMP.

STUPID FARMER PET ALL IMPS! STUPID FARMER STUPID. NO CARES. JUST PETS.

IMPOCRACY NOT DEMOCRACY! EH! UGLY STINKBALL VOTE FOR NEMNOK OR SELF OR WHO CAN DRINK MOST MASTER'S CIDER.

NEMNOK NOT GRACE US WITH GLORIOUS PRESENCE. STUPID PEEPER DECIDE. IF STUPID PEEPER STILL HAVE HAT.

LAZY WORM ONLY HAVE THREE SHINIES. BUT IS BIG ONES. BIG SHINIES MORE IMPORTANT.

MANY SHINIES IMPORTANT. BIG ONES IMPORTANT TOO THOUGH....HMMMMM. THIS IS GETTING COM...COM...HARD!

OVERCAST DAY. NO GULLS. TUMMY HUNGRY. GO TO MENAGERIE. NO ONE MISS JUST ONE. HAHA STUPID GROUND MEAT.