*Balthamael steps into the teleporter* beep beep fzzzzzt
"Uhmm, Balthamael, we have transported you already, why are you still here? Must be something wrong with the desintegrator. Anyway you are already there, we have to desintegrate you."
"Why?"
"Well, your consciousness is already there, reconstructed on a sub-atomic level, so you are alive, no need to worry."
"Ah, OK, that makes sense."
fzzzzzt *Balthamael becomes a handful of dust on the floor*