Flight of the Conchords ~ The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room 
  
  
Looking at the room, I can tell that you. 
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room. 
(In the whole wide room). 
And when you're on the street, depending on the street. 
I bet you are definitely in the top three. 
Good lookin' girls on the street. 
(Depending on the streets). 
And when I saw you at my mate's place. 
I thought...what, is she, doing...at my mate's place. 
How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this? 
Good one, Dave. 
(Ooh, you're a legend, Dave). 
  
I asked Dave if he's going to move on you. 
He's not sure. 
I said "Dave, do you mind if I do?" 
He says he doesn't mind. 
But I can tell he kind of minds. 
But I'm going to do it anyway. 
  
I see you standing all alone by the stereo. 
I dim the lights down to very low, here we go 
You're so beautiful. 
You could be a waitress. 
You're so beautiful. 
You could be a air hostess in the 60s. 
You're so beautiful. 
You could be a part-time model. 
But then I seal the deal, I do my moves. 
I do my dance moves. 
  
Lets travel through, just me and you. 
As other dudes around you on the dance floor. 
I draw you near, lets get out of here. 
Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kabob. 
I can't believe. I'm sharing a kabob. 
With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabob. 
Oh, why don't we leave? 
Lets go to my house. 
We can feel each other up on the couch. 
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow. 
  
Cause you're so beautiful... 
Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute. 
You're so beautiful. 
You could be a part time model. 
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job. 
A part time model. 
Spend part of your time modeling. 
And part of your time next to me. 
  
My place is usually a bit tidier than this.