Laozi

sure, they all inevitably end with a bunch of picture of Architect

Yar, totally its actually spelled Metal Detektor, but I'm not sure how you got that from the song Wilco ~ Heavy Metal Drummer

not really a song but its probably better

Easy, this

Spoon Elliott Smith ~ Angeles

yeah Krezak is right, gays choose their deliciously decadent lifestyles. I mean, I know most people are like, you know whats missing from my life, people being outwardly hostile towards me and getting beat up for no reason.

well, thats what a good stand-ups comic is

plus those people are obviously descended from criminals supermarket bandits

Dave Attell's stand up is pretty lame all and all, its his work on Insomnia thats really good. I'm a big Prior, Bill Hick, Lenny Bruce, and early Eddie Murphy fan. I've never been into Carlin, I really can't say why. Carlin never really spoke to me, it had to be something in the delivery.

Boom Blox for a few hours. Went in halfsies with a friend. Its a good game especially for 3+ people

Usually when I eat "fast food" I try to go to something local not a huge chain. Not only is the food better but this one place, Dairy Bar, has all the cute girls working there, making it a no brainer Plus the mormons haven't brough In and Out burger any where near here, time to go down to my local Church of Latter-Day Saints and see if they have anything in the works

Darius Dar ~ My Box of Creons

yeah well Wals, where that junk food really gets you isn't in the love handles, its in the prostate

Nice try Nightshade, no way I'm believing that. I learned today that there's a political party in the US called the Green Nazis. I hung out with my niece most of the day which is always infinitely excellent. She's a year and a month and has started short bouts of solo walking, just enough to be a bit of a danger. What was that noise?

Modest Mouse ~ Paper Thin Walls These walls are paper thin and everyone hears every little sound Everyones a voyeurist, theyre watching me watch them watch me right now

yeah, all americans get this when they turn twelve and enter into the vast right-wing conspiracy club. Thats the black manual for How to Do American Badness. You'll see most of those things going on in every middle school playground in america.

300 with the MST:3000 commentary.

howdy doody, danger ranger Bob Dylan ~ Not Dark Yet

but thats what a bot would say, oh no we have a conundrum

Really? Even when the operator speaks to you in a language you can't understand? alright, there was an english professor who was all about this: before this I would have said I was largely against random violence on Europeans

Okkervil River ~ Another Radio Song I wanna say this reminds me a little of Oasis, but I don't wanna commit to that

yeah, she had four kids, likely it was barely your fault

aye, gmail it be, laddie Yo La Tengo ~ Yellow Sarong