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Gorgon

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  1. Fine. Cleavage. You happy now? honestly, some people... Olfactory imput is not the first thing that springs to mind. To each his own I suppose.
  2. I remember the old wheel of time game, sort of a fantasy shooter which somehow managed to make the unreal engine look really bad.
  3. The tutorials I have seen all include doing something with a floppy. Who the hell has a floppy these days.
  4. Well fortunately most of the people I know drink coffe. You tea people can just go mingle with your own kind.
  5. Why would coffe drinkers be unable to tell that they have bad breath. This must be similar to how some people get nauseated by the smell of milk, and they are always people who don't drink milk.
  6. I never even heard of that, and I kinda doubt coffe would be any different than other acidious drinks. Some people are just cursed with stinky breath.
  7. Yes fine if you are talking about your girl, and how sweet, but that's not very 'ahem'. I'm trying to think of X rated things that smell good, and I'm drawing a blank.
  8. What do you mean 'ahem'. The possibilities are endless. And almost universally hillarious.
  9. I'm pretty sure he was kidding. Could be wrong. Anyway coffe is the nectar of the gods.
  10. Masochists would have to undergo being locked in a room with cute puppies and an agent who would utter a random confidence building compliments every 2 minuites.
  11. The world is not going to end because we insist on civil rights at all levels of government, including the secret ones, quite the opposite. Who decides what is national security and warrants the use of torture and what is merely national interest. All braches of government serve the people, and none of them are above the law.
  12. Just ask Jack Bauer. He doesn't care about silly do gooder liberal rules either. There are terrorists to stop.
  13. Unfortunately thats carcinogenic too.
  14. Turn based is dead though. There will never be made another by a major developer.
  15. I don't think that 'smoking is cool' has been the prevailing media projection for a long time. Hell, even John McClane managed to quit.
  16. It migth be fruitful to learn the difference between the contraction 'you're' and the posessive pronoun 'your', untill you do you will constantly piss people off without even knowing why.
  17. Is that the Australian bushwacker killer or some such catchy name. Shot a bunch of tourists and city people out hiking.
  18. You get a significant cancer increase from particle emissions when living in an area with heavy traffic. Yes, people need to get around, but you can lower those emissions as long as you are willing to make some sacrifices. The comparison between non smoker and smoker vis a vis cyclist and car commuter is entirely valid, and remember there is nothing you as an individual can do to escape particle pollution short of moving to the countryside, that's not true of second hand smoking.
  19. That's on the sister. Friedrich was no Nazi. What I was getting at is that Islam needs to symbolically kill god.
  20. Sepoys fougth at the battle of Monte Casino, if I remember correctly.
  21. Today I discovered that I must have offended Nurgle, the lord of rot, pestilene and backed up toilets. I've felt ill all morning and my feces is the consistency of chocolate mousse. I must think of a fitting sacrifice.
  22. I've said this before, what we need is a muslim reformation and then a muslim Nietzsche to seal the deal. That should suck the ass-backwardsness and hyperbolic zeal right out Islam, after that they will be avioding the mosques like the plauge, except for wedings and funerals. PS: I reserve the right to be prejudiced against any religion, just understand that I mean religion, not its practitioners.
  23. 'I see you brought a lazer pointer mr. Bond.'
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