Just signed for and received a package containing a variety of sex toys that my neighbors ordered. I was waiting for a USB type C HUB, I swear !
Delivery guy didn't even look up, just 'sign here' and I did an indeterminable doodle, as you do. Left the package outside their door, aaaand you can kinda tell it's been opened.
As far as I'm concerned it never happened. I'm sticking to that no matter what.