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  1. Nice try, but I never said it was bad. I said it was meaningless, and all action movies are.
  2. Where I work, 80% are women. I hate it when they say hello and ask me how I am doing. I also hate it that some of the bring home baked cookies and the like to work. I especially hate it when they tell me that I can go home early when I am done with my stuff. Today, they sent me home an hour and fifteen minutes early. Who do they think they are? Men can work too, you know? Man, I remember when my mom used to cut the crust off my sandwiches for me. It's like she didn't want me to become tough. Don't even let me get started on all the things she bought me, like my first Gameboy. She told me that there was absolutely no chance that she would buy it for me. I got it as a Christmas present the same year. I loved Lego and she bought me so much Lego that I have boxes full of them. She did everything for me. Man, how could she? She turned me into a spoiled brat. She is the reason I play video games and that my demands when it comes to food are high. Even as a grown up, she dares cook great meals for me. She should have thrown me out at the age of 5 and told me that I had to learn to survive on my own. Women are programmed to cater to the needs of their children. For god's sake, we're not discussing your moms here. You've got some gerontophile issues you need to work out. We discuss women, you start discussing moms. Jesus H Christ. Euw.
  3. In a world where metrosexuals--stylish, well-groomed, and sharply dressed men--have taken the center stage in defining the new masculinity, small pockets of men are starting to emerge, rebelling against the status quo. This new breed of man has rejected a lifestyle of wine tasting, pedicures, and excessive cultural awareness (i.e., any cultural awareness). This newly born response to metrosexuality is gaining momentum like never before, calling back to a day when men proudly wore plaid, ate liver and onions, and smelled like motor oil by choice. This modern man has come to be known simply as: the hetrosexual. Hetrosexual men aren't afraid embrace their masculinity. They eat, drink, and sleep like real men: fully engorged. There's no such thing as a "fashion faux-pas" in the world of hetrosexuality. In fact, even the use of the phrase "faux-pas" draws the ire of the hetrosexual man in the form of beatings and social isolation (preferably both). These are men who refuse to be pigeonholed into the constraints of sexual ambiguity, and gladly welcome every opportunity to crotch-wrestle a hot babe. Hetrosexuals are making it cool to be straight again; straight is the new gay. Think you might be a hetrosexual? Take the following quiz to find out: 1. How much should you tip a hairstylist? A) 10% B) 15% C) 20% If you answered, you're wrong. Hetrosexuals don't go to hair stylists. 2. Cologne? A) Yes B) No The correct answer is B) No. Acceptable fragrances for men are: sweat, grease, rum, or some combination thereof. 3. Which language do you speak? A) French B) English C) Both D) Neither The answer is B) English. French is the language of love, and men don't love anything. At best, there are varying degrees of "like," and even then, men don't like anything that much. 4. When dining at restaurant, you should A) Push aside your friends and wrestle over the best seat B) Wait until the maitre d' seats you C) What's a maitre d'? The correct answer is A and C. A, because if you don't secure the best spot at the table, you may find yourself in the position of having to engage in small talk with your guest. And C, because of the answer to question 3 above. If you answered all of the questions correctly, congratulations: you are the winner. The important thing to keep in mind is that you are a man (unless you are not), and nobody can take that away from you. http://www.amazon.com/Alphabet-Manliness-Maddox/dp/0806535229
  4. I don't think I need to mention this, but these new "males" of our "modern" effeminate society cannot be considered Men. These are the kind of people that are trying to undermine our cause in this thread! Our enemy's disgusting feminist propaganda seeps through every screen, every speaker nowadays. Look and beware, this is an example of their evil propaganda and lies:
  5. MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (it's really worth watching the video in its entirety, at the end of the video there is a priceless moment)
  6. This is exactly one of the reasons we hate them so much. Cause they always want to spoil everything for us with their petty and baseless aggression, because they're unable to achieve or build anything of their own. Alright men, time to unpack your manly male things in here.
  7. Men, pour virility in here asap. Some gays and females are trying to take over.
  8. Depression is a word used by unsuccessful females and the most pathetic, effeminate and worthless males. Or gays. This is a male thread, you cry baby!
  9. Ok, level this place up to a misogyny corner and let's start discussing why we hate females (because they're only after your money, egocentric, have the attention span of a frog larva, ...). Pour your pain into this thread, men. God damn women!
  10. It's not even out yet. Shows how much your movie opinions are worth.
  11. While we're on the subject of Scotland, I would like to dedicate this post to Peter Capaldi. This genius man was already in my heart since "The Thick of It" came out, but when I saw those two tweets back in 2011 about jews and transsexuals, I laughed so hard, I almost lost my mind.
  12. Don't use "Brits" when you mean "English". Sorry, I'm not a big expert on UK. I know there are "northern birds" who would have sex with your for a sandwich when they're not passed out in the street, but otherwise, I imagine most of the UK looks like this:
  13. Too bad you didn't stop the Croatian genocidal tendencies, but hey I guess you need to pick a side in every conflict. Lol, excuse me, but are you seriously admitting the "Bosnian genocide" here? Oh wow. How do you live with yourself knowing you're a traitor?
  14. Since when is there a +5 katana in either soa or tob? Oh sorry, you're right, not in vanilla. But with mods, you can upgrade Celestial Fury to +5 through Cromwell. I always play with those mods, I even forgot some people didn't.
  15. http://mikesrpgcenter.com/bgate2/weapons/scimitars.html http://mikesrpgcenter.com/bgate2/weapons/clubs.html Either kill Drizzt and keep his stuff, or... wait a second, why would you kill Drizzt? He's a legendary warrior who saved the North more times that I can remember? You know what, kill Jaheira instead and get yourself a worthy companion. Either that, or stop forcing yourself to swallow the same game mechanics over and over again? Don't you want to play it different this time? You've played Jaheira a million times, nothing exciting there. But she can be improved if you really need her companionship. Just get ShadowKeeper and change her. That's what I do before each new playthrough. I think about what companions I want with me. Then I think what roles I want them to fill. Then I think of classes that I want them to be. Then I roll each class separately through "new game" - I roll their stats, choose their spells, proficiencies etc. Then I save that savefile. And once that companion joins me, I just reassign all values from that savegame to my companion. And before I do that, I also look at the tables of weapons that will be available to me. So this way, last time I played, I was a thief/fighter dual-wielding katanas (there's a +5 in SoA). Minsc - cavalier with carsomyr. (+5) Solafein - barbarian dual-wielding long/bastard swords. (plenty of good blades) Viconia - fighter dualed into a cleric at level 8. Dual-weilding maces/flails. (same here) Edwin - fighter dualed into a mage at level 8. Dual-weilding axes. (same here) Fade - illusionist, not a melee character. Yeah, so it doesn't fit their biography and all that. But nobody has to know! Now you're experiencing new mechanics and the old companions.
  16. RTS games went to **** after 1999, the year which saw the last of the great titles of its genre: Starcraft and Total Annihilation.
  17. What, there is no mod for that? And those BASTARDS at Beamdog will probably put it in! SMH Well, there is IWD Tutu that can achieve that, but I wanted to experience IWD's engine.
  18. Can anyone remind me what levels are achievable with a 6 npc party in IWD? I'd like to dual class a warrior into a priest at level 7, but I'm not even sure there's enough XP for that kind of thing in this game. Also, super disappointed at the nonexistence of dual wield.
  19. Reinstalled IWD. If anyone else is going to, here's a good guide to mods. http://forums.gibberlings3.net/index.php?showtopic=24870 And after all that, don't forget to install bigger fonts and the DirectDraw Glitch fix. http://bitpatch.com/ie_ddrawfix.html You still won't be able to use WASD or arrows to move the camera. Only numpad keys move it, and they only do it in big jerking motions, which is unusable, so forget about moving the camera with your keyboard. Sigh. So at the end of the day, the only problem EE could fix is the camera. And while they do that, they'll make most mods unusable. Just great.
  20. Surgically removing the possibility of having custom fonts = "making mods work better".
  21. Cons: EE has horrible fonts and actually surgically removed the possibility to use custom fonts. Incredible huh? EE has the most blurry UI I ever saw. It literally hurts eyes. Pros: The zoom feature is good, makes it possible to zoom in like you're playing on an old 17" CTR and can only see so far. Which makes EE a very ambiguous thing. I want to play it and at the same time I don't want.
  22. They can just join the Eurozone like Ireland and the Brits can go to hell.
  23. Yes, Europe is falling apart, finally. The markets can keep being opened, but the local governments will start working for national interests instead of supranational ones. Go Scotland!
  24. Could you send me the save file that you're editing pls (the original file and the edited version of it)? Just upload it on dropbox or something. The saves are located in C:\Users\<username>\AppData\LocalLow\Obsidian Entertainment\Pillars of Eternity\Saves
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