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Crikey! Is there anything they cant control from their orbital stealth laser outpost?

Illuminati Jews?

In case you don't know, the IE mod can remove engagement.

Well Malaysia does have some petroleum and plutonium, so maybe we will bring you some freedom soon. And delicious mayonnaise.

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My bad.

I wonder if that sandwich comes with mayonnaise. What do you guys think? That sauce kinda looks like a sriracha-mayo combo. You know who loves sriracha-mayo? That's right, the Illuminati Jews. Muahahahahahaha...

Holla for La Jolla! This makes total sense though as Cali is well know as the mayonnaise capital of the world.

Don't be intimidated by our superior technology and abundant food stocks. If you have some oil we will be there to liberate you soon.

No wonder no one know it's origin, damn... John must be a 33rd degree Mason... I just told you who invented it. Its a well known fact that the Illuminati Jews are mayonnaise barons that control the worlds mayo supply. You want it more and more and before you know it, BAM, you've been Westernized. Its best if you just accept your fate.

I heard from my brother that the Roti John was invented by the Illuminati Jews to slowly subvert the east with delicious mayonnaise.

Thank you for making my point. Nobody cares about eastern languages except for the people that live there. Meanwhile the entire planet can communicate in English. Face it, the West is the Best.

Exactly. Just the fact alone that you are communicating in our language instead of the other way around proves the superiority. Everyone in the world can communicate in English, thanks be unto the Illuminati Jews.

Weve already assimilated the best that the east has to offer and continued our advancements. That's why you are trying so hard to emulate the West, without us you would be wandering and lost, like a ship without a rudder. We are here to show you the proper way so your ship doesn't crash upon the rocky shore.

US dollar is declining, because of that Malaysian Ringgit is also declining...China is rising now...everyone focus on China now... Theres no reason to be embarrassed about your Western tastes, embrace them. The West is the Best.

Because we are the best country in the world and Malaysia wants to be the same as the US. Like you said, that's why you are absorbing so much of our culture, to try to be great like us. What are you talking about, good sir? Every word that leaves my fingertips is authorized as truth by the Illuminati Jews.

My brother is the leader of the Chicago branch of Illuminati Jews and he told me that's not true.

I checked with the Illuminati and they told me that's not true.

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Due to a combination of an excessive amount of vacation days left and not much year left, I haven't shaved since last Tuesday. I feel like clawing at my neck with a garden rake it itches so bad. But scratching just makes it angrier...

Shazam

Well, I'm certainly not privy to Illuminati secrets like your brother, but the Malaysian military looks kinda weak: Malaysian Army​ Malaysian Air Force Malaysian Navy Are you saying that the Malaysian Super Secret Nuclear Laser Moon Base is finally operational?

Aye. It just makes our world conquest so much harder when we cant just reduce the cities to rubble, WWII style. I mean, how will we ever overcome the Malaysian military otherwise?