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But it does have the power to turn them into UNREPENTANT GAMBLING ADDICTS WHO WILL SELL THEIR PARENTS HOME TO SUPPORT THEIR ADDICTION. Weird. Ahem.

Heh, I was thinking the exact same thing. But as we know, rules NEVER apply to self when the butthurt has set in.

I cant remember if I asked you this Keyrock, I see some semi's have replaced the 8 rear tractor tires with 4 wider-than-normal tires. Is this for fuel economy?

Prolly.

Nah. When the guano hits the air circulator, Im going full Mad Max (Mad Gfted1?) with my family.

I only got a 4 on the "spot a Skrull" game.

Captain Marvel website.

I wonder what it tastes like? Whenever I had beef in the Asiatic regions it definately had a slightly different taste than what I was used to from US beef.

A lava sickle!? Yes please!

I wish there was some mechanism in our system to wholly dismiss and reelect our government. Im also on the fence wrt maybe passing additional rules for elected officials: 1) I think there should be some upper age limit but I would also worry about "brain drain", so I don't know what a good upper limit is. 2) Pass a battery of psychological exams. Annually. 3) Meet some minimum measurable level of intelligence. 4) … 5) Profit?

University of Manchester Students' Union bans clapping. AaaaAaaAAAAhahahahahaha….

Cowboys C Travis Frederick Provides Update on Recovery, 2019 Return. Meh. Too bad they cant just jettison this never-to-be-the-same-again dead weight and recoup that 56M contract. The backup (Joe Loony) is fine and the money could be used elsewhere. Preferably on a new LT as Smith can no longer finish a season either.

Nice! Are you going anywhere or doing anything?

Aww, I had imagined your son rinding home on the handlebars until the last sentence.

Hear ye, hear ye! Gather your pitchfork and torches; Salma Hayek's hips alwys looked a little off (too wide?) to me in that scene. Havent watch Nu After Dark.

Wait, Beastboy can only shapeshift into a tiger now?

But we cant get our heads our of our asses long enough to figure out how to pipe our own oil. How will we get the black gold all the way from Scotland?

Get well soon Azdeus! I wouldnt even be able to enjoy a $20K bottle of booze. I would just sit there thinking "damn this is like $500 / sip". Well, unless someone else was paying for it.

I wonder why umlaut's are only used in surnames.

Baldur’s Gate I, II, and Siege of Dragonspear, Icewind Dale, Planetscape Torment, and Neverwinter Nights coming to consoles in 2019.

It looks like shes the only one that didnt get the email.

"Democracy" is fail. When every goddamn jackass gets input, the output becomes garbage. I know, I know, WAI.

It was hard, but I Googled "xyr crypto-nazi symbolism" and it pointed me to crypto-fascism. Oby was openly fascist, no?

Valve’s new Steam revenue agreement gives more money to game developers. So $18 to $12 more per copy to the developer if they drop Steam, but I wonder what they lose out on in sales volume?

EU's Tusk rebuffs May, says Brexiteers deserve a place in hell. So salty! Surely he must realize that between now and 29 May the UK will have anywhere between 16-97 more votes of no confidence. This thing aint over yet!