Everything posted by Tel Aviv
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New Oblivion Review - 93%
Yeah. They sort the wheat from the... chaff? In software terms that is.
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First FFXII review
Have you seen their job lists :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Typical. Japanese weirdos place out all their kinky fetishes with
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GTA: SA Hlp
I expected it from someone but not from you meta, never from you.
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GTA: SA Hlp
I'm impatient! But thanks, I'll have to try a few techniques. I guess its just a matter of perfecting the turning.
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GTA: SA Hlp
Picked up the PC version San Andreas not too long ago, enjoying CJ's endeavours very much. One problem though, I can't bloody fly. I've just purchased the desert airfield and I'm having a lot of trouble progressing. So if anyone has any advice (beyond "burn your keyboard...buy a controller") I'd be very appreciative. I'm not above outright cheating either, I'm the lowest of the low.
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Books/Movies that changed your life
I read Crime and Punishment for the first time when I was 16. I'd never read anything as powerful as that before. It could whip me up into a frenzy at times. Afterwards I went on a bit of a Dostoevsky bender, read Karamazov, The Idiot, The Devils and Notes From The Underground. I was seriously ****ed by the end. At the time I don't think I could cope with all the foreign concepts. But all of them are worth a read if you have the patience, Karamazov especially... if only for Ivan.
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Your Favourite Game Sequence ?
Thief: The Dark Project - I'd never seen anything like that before.
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Duke Nukem 4 Ever!
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I've lived with my cat Sam for most of my life and I never knew. I'll give him a feel later. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The only reason I know is because Louis Theroux mentioned on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, I think, that he accidentally assisted his pet male cat ejaculate, so don't make his mistake (or I'll be forced to commit ritual suicide for giving this information to you ...). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ha. I know of Louis, I fondly remember his awkward encounter with Jimmy Savile. :D I take he had a very good reason to pleasure his cat in such a manner.- Any Lara fans?
I've lived with my cat Sam for most of my life and I never knew. I'll give him a feel later.- Any Lara fans?
I'm sure Adam and Eve had belly-buttons, if only for show. Why have men got nipples, they're no good to us! They're accessories at best.- Any Lara fans?
Take a look at that utility belt. Jesus. Indy don't have one of those babies. She doesn't seem to have a tummy though... which is a bit odd.- Any Lara fans?
I wonder how gargantuan her already ample bosom will be this time. If the next gen specs are right they could possibly be Godzilla esque in size.- KotoR 3: Ideas and Suggestions
I don't know if you've seen Big Trouble iin Little China but one of the reasons its such a good film is because the main character, Kurt Russell doesn't really do much. Its his Chinese sidekick he does the arse kicking. By that I mean for once I'd like to play a game where the PC isn't the centre of the universe. Of course you're immersed in the action, the plot and party to numerous critical events but you act as more of an observer, kinda like Alyosha in The Brothers Karamazov. Whether or not that would make for good gameplay though is debatable.- Bloodlines
That's what they've done with it now?! I know they'd moved some weapons around and such, but that's just stupid. *Considers reinstalling Bloodlines and downloading patch* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn, you beat me to it!- Bloodlines
Some people are pathetic, haven't they got anything better to do than ogle a pair of pixelated breasts. Really. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of installing Better Bodies for Morrowind.- New Oblivion Interview
Um... NO! My heart only goes to Darque and Gabs. I only trust those two to do the ritual sacrifice cleanly amd correctly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You fool! You only get one chance with Nick_i_am.- KotoR 3: Ideas and Suggestions
Sorry. I was thinking of Dune I think. Actually… they mine it there too. Screw it. Anyway, I do agree and I think the option in any forthcoming sequel is important. But I just hope LA think it worthy enough... we all know they're bastards for corking creative juices.- KotoR 3: Ideas and Suggestions
I'm not arguing with you groucho but maybe, just maybe most consumers notably not present on this board find the role of Jedi to be their role of choice over... I dunno a spice farmer.- KotoR 3: Ideas and Suggestions
...I know what you want, and thats the same as me: no Jedi as main char, or a possibility (what is not forced on player) to become a Jedi later <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd like that too but is it likely to happen? I'd think the majority of consumers would more likely wish to play as a Jedi. Make it optional perhaps, but are devs going to spend much needed time and resources to facilitate a minority, albeit a very vocal minority.- NWN Writing Contest - The Modules
I initially planned on making a mod where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is as it seems.- KotoR 3: Ideas and Suggestions
After reading some of these posts, I can understand why.- worst game ever played
The perfect husband.- KotoR 3: Ideas and Suggestions
A romance between Revan and the exile? You've all gone romance mad. They're both characters we defined; it would be like making love to yourself, which has its advantages of course... but still. Even if they pinned the characters down, Revan a woman and exile a man (which was the way I always saw it. Revan was devious and conniving while the Exile had deep-seated emotional problems) and fleshed out their characters I don't think that should necessarily equate romance. This isn't blind date.- worst game ever played
It's all personal preference though. Myself, I don't find hack and slash particularly engaging; thusly I found both Diablo and Diablo II to be tedious. That said, they're certainly not bad games, simply... overrated or not to my tastes. I personally took a great dislike to Dreamweb though, possibly one of the least rewarding games I've ever played. I' not sure if it would qualify as my worst game though, even Dreamweb had its moments. - Any Lara fans?