Kaftan Barlast

When I was in Norway on vacation with my parents when I was 4, mom told me she could see a polarbear from the hotel room window.

She's so ugly. In the old days we could just have thrown her in some dark dungeon and pretend she'd never been born. ..and then we could have poisoned her with peasoup (a cookie for one who gets the reference)

It doesnt really say. They are both known to reside in abandoned churches so they'd feel at home anywhere they went I think. However, I feel shocked by the your immoral innuendo at their activities at said place. They would just do normal girlie things like watch TV, drink tea and lick strawberry jam off eachothers naked bodies.

I wouldnt do very well at things like that. I always see through stunts like that and I have a major authority problem, so itd probably be -Ok, we want you to take these colored sticks and put them in the correct holes... -Go f*ck yourselves. I dont think Im a very good employee.

Thus far, no. Not 30

Plunder, pillage, ravage, sack, spam, SPAM SPAAAAAAMMMM!!!! PHEEARR TEH KINGH off SWEDENN!

6 issues and a Preview I still dont know if I like their idea that the whole Decepticon thing started out as in "Fight Club" and that Megatron is a Tyler Durden of sorts.

Its all about the duality of man, Roger. The Jungian thing.

What are the other Dreamwave comics called? I got "War within" but what else is there?

They actually did that? Well, after paying whatever "Social Competence Consultant" they hired to tell them it was a good idea, they probably felt they had to in order not to feel completely moronic. Btw, what kind of bugs was it?

Well, here's a fun review I found... But the basic forumula for all three is: 1. Lady D and Vampirella get tricked into fighting eachother 2. They fight. 3. In a moment of sheer homoeritiscism Vampirella bites Lady D to sense her soul and find out they're really friends 4. They defeat the true naughty person and go home.

Vampirella is so much more than that... and there's 3 "Vampirella vs. Lady Death" specials to make it even better!

although I resent the "Elvira clone" part

Well, now I got swept away into the 8th circle of the hells. Why do you always end up spirited away into some strange new realm where you're usually also trapped? Im weird, but I get so involved with my char that I cant enjoy playing if I know im only doing it to get out of somewhere. I hate being trapped.

They did it to cash in on the fantasy hype. Where classical Lady Death is "Young girl has dubious father, gets burned at the stake by angry villagers, goes to hell. Finds out she's satans daughter, becomes pale-skinned, scantily-clad vixen. Battles demons & stuff. Later regains humanity, comes to New York with amnesia, battles crooks and demon-worshippers. Has pants for a short while before returning to her usual minimalistic clothing." Medieval Lady Death is "Young girl has dubious father, gets drowned by angry villagers. Arises as pale-skinned, not so scantly clad vixen. Finds out her father is king of the 'eldritch'(dark elves). Battles said 'Eldritch' and angry bigotted catholics." The Medieval version is actually much better.

Well stocked comic book stores that sell imports. But beware, there is a less indecent version called "Medieval Lady Death".

What, you mean like this?

I just got my hands on some kind of preview edition Lady Death comic that contains copies of interoffice memos and design guides to the pencillers. Some of this stuff is pure comedy, especially the editors concern of the portrayal of the main character. No buttocks in the air, not a whore... no big chin.. got it. That's good to know. Might come in handy if you'd ever want to order a realdoll. This is apparently so important that its mentioned twice. Curious then that the comics contain nothing BUT ****, ass and buttocks-in-the-air shots. Also curious, this is the comic that has the most swinsuit, lingerie, pinup etc. special editions of all. typical Lady Death cover image.

Answer: Negative. This thread is quite gay.

In Sweden we have a huge underground scene for comics of the artsy type and alot of these are being translated now. I wonder what its going to do for our reputation worldwide since some of them make japanese comics seem like baby food in comparison with the bizzarrity of our creations. like: Bosnian Flat Dog -by Max Andersson Sarajevo, Bosnia mid-ninties. War, chaos and the strange mutated creatures called "bosnian flatdog" roma the streets. Serb forces have a secret icecream factory that produces icecream that turns UN soldiers into mindless zombie-prostitutes. Meanwhile a man named Skledar has the mummified corpse of former dictator Tito hidden in a secret refrigirator, hidden among the dozens of refrigirators that fill his apartment. desperate for anything to keep the dictator cold and fresh, he craves the special icecream of the serbs.... and that is only one tenth of the story Swedish Un worker being ravaged by the desperate widows of Sarajevo

Dead on. I was amazed by the fact that the actors arent actually talking to eachother, they just take turns to blot "kewl" oneliners into the thin air in front of their faces.

I hear they put it into the mead. I have an aquintance who tried it, but he said the sideffects were too nasty for it to be any good. Once they took shrooms in the dorm and they were so awe-struck by the "magical" blue wallpaper in the shower room that they spent several hours in there.

Consoles are the work of the devil.

The last time I went with my gut feelings and against the obvious route I ended up missing out on the coolest NPC in the game* So Im quite hesitant to do it again. *that was a completely different game, of course

Well, is my summary of its content correct then, you Danish bastards?