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It would have been totally sweet if Tarkin had been Lukes father instead of Vader. -It would appear that I am your father, Luke. -That cant be! -Im afraid it is. But rest assured, the loathing is mutual. -What the hell am I supposed to do now? -Go to your room. Tomorrow I shalll send you off to military school to make a proper man out of you, boy.
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Did YOU know: If you google my name you will get 777 results. 777 is the Kabbalistic number of complete harmony and perfection. It is also the number of Christ and god. ..and on that theme, my kind face and perticular style of hair and beard apparently makes me look exactly like the common western portrayal of Jesus.
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Shh, Bytor... here, take this. WEEEOOO..weeoo....weeeooooo
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Launch> Well, if ye dont like the Gimp then the 'dobe aint gonna do you any better. Now Corel Painter IX... that is THE shiznitz, costs less than half the price of Photoshop too.
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should you be able to do anything in a crpg?
Kaftan Barlast replied to Zagor's topic in Computer and Console
...the deceased last words were. "OMFGZORZ!!! No TKing IRL, yu0 gfagg0t!!!0101010101" -
Ok, you're right. He says "only one". But I remember that it sounded exactly like Obi-Wan, perhaps they even translated it like that in the swedish subtitles.
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Strangely enough, Palpatine mutters something(after the fight with Mace I think) about Obi-Wan possesing the power. It makes absolutely no sense. The exact phrase is "The power to cheat death, is a power only Obi-Wan has achieved"
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Kaftan Barlast was a little known Pakistani film director who in 2003 was given the assignment from the Security council of Iran to make an Islamic remake of Chuck Norris's famous "Missing in action" from 1984. The new film was to be called "Mujaheddin rescue" and its story was that of a veteran from the Afghan-Soviet war returnign to service in order to embark on a dangerous mission to the US in order to free innocent jihaddists from the prison camps of the great satan. The film was to be financed by the Saudis with an almost 100 million dollar budget. The team recieved permission from the US foreign department to shoot key scenes in Washington DC and Guantanamo bay as long as they made the voyage from Iran by boat. Tragicly, just as the ship was leaveing the gulf, it was hit 11 times by a stray cruise missile in a freak accident, killing everyone onboard including Barlast. ...no Im just kidding :D Kaftan Barlast is latin for "My hypocaust is full of Macedonians"
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12? I take it thats including the "this is what what happened to.." for the different areas? But I cant replay story-based games. Im very good at milking the most out of a game on the first run and that paired with my
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Finished the game atleast once? Why would I play it again? Its not like the characters have new things to say or that the story magicly changes all of a sudden... I might replay it in 10 years when Ive forgotten everything but not much sooner.
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What music are you listening to right now?
Kaftan Barlast replied to draakh_kimera's topic in Way Off-Topic
..although I was listening to "under a funeral moon" until just recently. I think Ive been unconciounsly conditioned because I get instantly happy from hearing "doka doka doka.." drums. -
LB> WHat program are you using, Photoshop or Painter? Or something completely different? p.s Yes, DL. That must be it, we're all suffering from a faulty memory, yet we done nothing to cure ourselves of it *turns torture device dial to 80* ah yes. there was a picture of mission, there was never anything else.
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Paintballs in the face from just a meter away.. ouch! poor extras
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Given the fact that Lucas rewrote the script to fit the editing, there not much there that isnt in the film. And, doesnt anyone react to the fact that all of a sudden its possible to travel halfway across the galaxy in mere hours or even minutes? Given the original trilogys style, going from Coruscant to Mustafar would have taken days.
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ahh, sweet communism send the religious fools to the gulag. shoot the priests. straight-up
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should you be able to do anything in a crpg?
Kaftan Barlast replied to Zagor's topic in Computer and Console
Obsidian should swell up and become this giant CRPG publishers that would pay people like us to make all the weird RPGs -Prison rpg -College rpg(the sequl to MCA's highschool upcomming highschool game :D) - 1933-45 Nazi rpg - Victorian age rpg(dueling and loads of complex dialouge) - An rpg set in.. the real world of today! With the char doing.. normal things - An rpg set in Terry Gilliams "Brazil" world. - A Transformers G1 rpg - An rpg set in the world of ALiens.. except its not about aliens. -
The real mystery is that there is only a boot, with no leg inside it.
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What gameworld do you like the best?
Kaftan Barlast replied to Mordrian's topic in Computer and Console
Fallout -Its rough, raw and doesnt skimp in on the mature elements. The major part of the game also takes place in cities/villages and there arent any bloody dungeons :D (well, there are but they dont feel like dungeons). The world of fallout is one of the few worlds I feel like I could just walk around there forever. Vampire: the Masquerade 3rd ed. The WoD is geavily overcrowded, but If you cut away everything but the core clans and remove the werewolves, mages etc. then its wonderful. The sensation is similar to Fallouts, youre one person in a big ugly world but there is ten thousand different ways to go and morals are always relative. -
should you be able to do anything in a crpg?
Kaftan Barlast replied to Zagor's topic in Computer and Console
I wouldnt say no to a bit of rape in sports games. After the games you could hide in the shower of the winning team, and then rape them when they go in, as a kind of vengeance. Or if you played american football you could choose between dodge, tackle or rape. There are tons of possibilities, I dont think we sould be so quick to rule it out. -
Can you run Seraph's patch on a 1.05 patched install? I read the fix list and there was a lot of things there that sounded really interesting. I was wondering, are there no female party members anywhere? Ive just encountered male/mutant/deathclaw ones.
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Quiet, you. I am a firm believer in stepping over the line with both feet at once, so to speak.
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Why, thank you Silvershadow! If you were to undertake such a venture, it would be most splendid indeed! Im having some trouble comprehending your illustration, Miss Launch. Its is about a man who get gruesomly crushed under a giant boot?
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If you wrote me an app to smoothly get all that text into PS pointless addendum: I was originally going to fill the whole black area with overlaping *** words but I had to go eat dinner.
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Im running the 1.05 unofficial patch from NMA-Fallout, it has a fixlist a mile long although there are some changes that seem pretty arbitrary
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Oh... really?