Kaftan Barlast

:p" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What were you doing to those pigs, Kaftan? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wrote something like "I remember in my youth when my neighbour Sven used to whip his pig with a branch of spruce so hard that the whole block woke up" Somehow, the translator translated Sven into Cluster and Spruce into Granada(!)

We have that too, its called "Skadegl

Its a wellknown fact that the average hollywood film producers idea of a good film is completely different from the people who watch them They lied not to piss off the fans. If they told the truth that noone really gets the point of Transformers and dont really care as long as it draws cash and reignites the toy franchise, there wouldnt be any hoards of TransFans lining up outside the theatre to catch the premiere and create much needed buzz. It sounds to me like theyre using the old standard kids movie recipe with the whole "boy and robot" thing. Like how they always **** adaptions up by forcing in classic holywood concepts that doesnt belong but that the producers think will "make it accessible to the general public" <_<

I went to the service office and I had to do all the friggin' tests before the major said "we dont want people like you in our army" and I could go home :D I was found to be "completely devoid of any motivation" and (this is true) "suitable for a command position" ?!

So whaddaya suggest? Swimming IN THE OCEAN!!!?! One lucky speargun shot away from a horrible, horrible death

Germany, the new protector of peace in Europe by Ludwig Rotwang, Berlin Few have failed to notice the aggressive actions taken by the armies of many nations throughout Europe and in the east. Among them t h e Italian presence in Austria and the Turkish invasion of Bulgaria. But the peoples of northern Europe can rest in safety as our proud nation has taken it upon itself to protect not only ourselves but surrounding nations with outmost vigilance. It is through our efforts, and our efforts alone, that countries like Belgium remain fully sovereign nations and not simply satellite states of the Brittish or French. Infantry of Armee group Nord on march outside of Roskilde, Denmark This winter saw the completion of a mighty second fleet in Kiel and the formation of a third army group labeled 's

Ohh yES!!! TROpical Heat was teh shiznitzz!! :D "Dude, ponytails are so 70's. The mullet is for the modern man." "Dont be sad, Nick. I like it, even if Im just a bad Molly Ringwald clone on smack.

Yes, the translators wok really well "

Wagner - Ring of the Nibelungen part 2 : The Valkyrie, act III, part 6 (no, thats not the Apocalypse Now tune)

ALL the time.

Im 64 kilogram at 180cm so Im sort of on the opposite end.

Well, after my previous experiences with jerry RPGs Id say it would take nothing less than a complete rewrite of the story, all dialouge, most of the quests and basicly everything except perhaps the engine itself to fix it up to the standard :D

The people who played the German version werent exactly thrilled, no? A B-list pseudo RPG with a thousand bugs?

All you would need to do in order to catch any or all of the shows mentiond, is to watch German television. Granted it will be horribly dubbed, but its better than nothing

You're my dad spying on me, arent you "metadigital"?

Its more than rare for terrorists to attack two targets in the same country within such a short timespace, its actually never happened before. The people in Birmingham are 99% safe.

Frank Zappa - Inca Roads

oh, no! Not the Rabbit who guards the cave of Caerbannogh!! *runs away* I think Tyson would win, slick moves and speed isnt much against someone who hits as hard as a horse kicks and can take a severe pounding. It was against b-quality boxers but once I saw him knock a guy out through his guard, he simply punched so hard that they opponent got knocked out by his own gloves. Another time he floored some russky boxer with a friggin kidney punch(!) you have to hit HARD to do that to a proffessional boxer.

Damn! I cant believe I forgot this Joe Penny classic Riptide I mean, it was totally sweet and awesome!! They had a chopper two boatds an a damn robot!! :D

Ive always wondered why all those series had to have music with really disgustong porn-like saxophone solos? Especially this classic:

I never cease to be amazed that people actually believe in that Scientology bull****. Perhaps they just dont want to admit that theyve paid all that money for the gibberish of some psychologist-hating hippie? "Hello I am Tom Cruise and Im a celebrity Scientologist. That gives me 2 bonus enlightenment levels. "

meh. who needs bikinis when you can have Tom Sellecks moustasche:

You all know them, we saw them on crappy cable channels. Baywatch, Jake & the fatman, Acapulco H.E.A.T, Tropical HEAT, Magnum P.I and many more It also had Fabio as the friendly hotel owner who helped the team, unfortunantly, I was unable to locate any picture of him in the series

Yup, I kind of liked Warhammer 40000 Dawn of War but that was all about spamming units too, not damn bit like the boardgame.