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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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No intelligent lifeforms detected here, Captain. They must all be on Rigley's Pleasure Planet.

 

*runs away giggling like a schoolgirl

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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second episode of the Battlestar Galatica (first series) Hey look our civ died and we're playing bingo, blackjack, and slots yay!!!!!!

 

 

By the way Baley, where can i find a copy of Grim for free?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Dan Quayle

 

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

Dan Quayle

 

I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.

Dan Quayle

 

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Dan Quayle

 

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Dan Quayle

 

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

Dan Quayle

 

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

Dan Quayle

 

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

Dan Quayle

 

The future will be better tomorrow.

Dan Quayle

 

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

Dan Quayle

 

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.

Dan Quayle

 

We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

Dan Quayle

 

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

Dan Quayle

 

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Dan Quayle

 

When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

Dan Quayle

 

[it's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.

Dan Quayle

 

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

Dan Quayle, 11/30/88

 

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Dan Quayle, 12/6/89

 

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.

Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

 

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

Dan Quayle, 5/22/89

 

Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.

Dan Quayle, 8/11/89

 

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

Dan Quayle, 8/18/92

 

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

Dan Quayle, 9/15/88

 

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

Dan Quayle, 9/18/90

 

We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

Dan Quayle, 9/21/88

 

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

Dan Quayle, 9/22/90

 

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

Dan Quayle, 9/5/90

 

Public speaking is very easy.

Dan Quayle, to reporters in 10/88

 

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

Dan Quayle, to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89

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Absolute ****in' GOLD!

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

 

This, especially is a comment well-worth quoting.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Quale is famous for his speaking and for making a girl loose the national spelling bee. She was given potato and he had told her it was potatoe.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Yes,yes.....call the Republicans stupid and retarded neo-cons, but the fact is in the last few years they utterly beaten the democrats and have shown evidental better tactics, strength, resolve and brains(yes you read that right) within their party rather then the democratic party to whom words like: political party and cohesion is an alien concept. Proof? If Republicans are so dumb, then why do they have a majority both in the Senat and in the Congress and the current Republican president of US.

Your bashing of the Republican party and their members are just a clear sign of your frustration and disappoitment caused by your desire for a change of goverment and the obvious helplessness to do anything otherwise. Therefore your "humorous critisism" over the Republican party is getting old, lame and quite frankly - pathetic.

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"If Republicans are so dumb, then why do they have a majority both in the Senat and in the Congress and the current Republican president of US."

Because the world is flawed. We got to the wrong timestream when phasing last time.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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