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An oldie: Doctor: How's the patient who swallowed a quarter? Nurse: No change yet, Doctor.

How well does it play out if you set the Kingdom management component to automatic? Has anybody tried that?

Rising methane may thwart efforts to avoid catastrophic climate change Are we on the verge of runaway climate change through the positive feedback mechanism of methane release from the tundra and taiga? Stay tuned...

America's renewable energy capacity is now greater than coal. (Despite the coal industry's best efforts.)

Who's a good doggie? Yes you are. 🐺 Must have had quite the howl.

That battle did drag on quite a bit.

Perk: Start the game married to a Toasterix fembot by Ronco. No romance, but you get hot buttered bagels for lunch.

Passenger opens plane emergency exit, mistaking it for the toilet

The 2019 WWC in France, and I believe they're the favorite side. At times the U.S. Women have looked a bit out of form the past couple of years, so it'll be interesting to see how they do. The England's women's team is also pretty good this year; maybe they'll show up the men's side? 😉

Well, good to know he didn't grow up in a lair.

Little did you suspect, but in the BG2 finale you became the deity of loot boxes and microtransactions. Now its payback time. 👺

Happy! just got cancelled by SYFY. Boo, hiss!

It's all that fancy alien technology they use behind the scenes.

Just watched the U.S. team knock off favored France, 3-2 in the Men's U20 World Cup in Poland. It wasn't really a fluke either; both sides produced some decent chances. Maybe France got a little tired toward the end? Anyway, U.S. takes on Ecuador Saturday in the round of eight.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

No hooligans in sight... apparently. Of course it probably helped that the Madrid bars all closed before the game and there was a small army of ~4,700 Spanish police around the stadium.

Phone games. 👾🤖☎️