I know Bethesda's Polygon Soup can't hold a candle to Rockstar's Hot Polygon Soup, but what can you do? Yes, we'd all prefer administering the aforementioned Soup on various less angular polygons before commencing with tongueticular activities on said Soup, but that would reopen the infamous "Do female Dwarven beards tickle?" debate - and some secrets are best left forgotten.
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Evidently you missed the previous discussion about the inclusion of soil erosion and bodily-fluid dynamics in Oblivion. Now if they could just make the recipe taste good, instead of burnt rubbers ...
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O RLY?