A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew that if I had my chance,
I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Grommy;
Vo and Turnip were banned; and Josh ran home to Mommy;
Bad news on the Front Page;
BIO said goodbye in a heated Rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN had recently died.
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The Day...the WWOT died.
...so...
Au Revoir, amore; BIS Message Board;
You went away to Interplay becuz the company's poor;
And that God-damned place was such a pathetic bore;
The Regs didn't even go there no more;
An' finally Herve had ta bar-down the door!
...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...