Let me relate to you a story I just read. It's about a little bunny rabbit.
The Fable of the Excellent Bunny
Once there was this excellently perfect bunny (like you).
The bunny always did perfectly excellent things.
One day the bunny met this chicken who was a huge jerk.
And this chicken always did mean horrible things.
The excellent bunny wanted to make friends with the jerk chicken.
But as you know, there's no talking to jerks like that.
So the bunny let his friend, Mr. Bear, eat the chicken.
And then everything was great!
Moral: All problems can be solved by letting a bear eat them.
May I ask why you want a polar bear? "