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Azdeus

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  1. Wow... that's an awesome view! Why would you go climbing when you have a view like that? I'd stay right were I was.
  2. It's not a diesel actually, it's a Volvo B21, B23 or B230 from a Volvo 240/740 Turbo. I recognize that useless exhaust manifold anywhere, here's a topdown picture of it being mounted on my fathers B230 Looks like the standard turbo, but looks can be decieving. I reckon 300 horsies though!
  3. Who the hell needs a Porsche? That's some balls on that guy though, would've thought it'd topple on a couple of those moves he did.
  4. What does your insurance company say to that? The insurance company cares naugt aslong as I get a chimneysweep here atleast twice a year, as far as I know. But... there are others, more insidious powers than insurance people afoot. "What's that you say? Change the floor? Go **** yourself, we will sue you out of all the money in your family and then some! Those floorboards are from the 1800's and they are staying! What? You want to put something OVER those boards?! NEIN! You will not change one IOTA on that house or we will END YOU! It's heritage marked and you will not change anything! Wait... what's that?! Stairwell on the side? How long has that been there?! Since the 40's?! ... If you know what's good for you, you will remove that. What do you mean, you live on the top floor and you need to get up there? What makes you think that is MY problem!? Get a ladder! And that balcony... how long? The 1890's? ... *Glare* That was'nt there when the house was built then... you might want to see that removed too... I don't care that the front door is underneath it, use the old one. Too bad they built the toilet there then, they should've thought about that!" Incase anyone wondered where all the Nazi's hid after the war, I'm fairly certain I can give a good guess... The house is old enough that we're not allowed to change the look on the house at all, but it's only of minor local historical interest, wich is enough to get beaurocrazy on us. You know what's really crazy about it? It's Sweden, snow is'nt exactly rare here... And they are moving to forbid proper winter tyres aswell. Heaven forbid that they were to keep plow trains ready aswell, or hire people to properly maintain powerlines for the trains... Why would'nt you be able to use the keyboard with a cut on your thumb? o.O Or are we like talking half an inch here?
  5. Hehehe, I'm not to worried about getting gassed, but I live in a wooden house, with wood floors, with cracks in them. With some maximum bad luck though, a spark from the fireplace kan get by the fireplace screen and lodge in the floorboards.
  6. Not to mention the impact his life had.
  7. Woodburning stoves rule. Fireplace beats them for sheer coziness, but they're nowhere near as handy.
  8. Fark. I probably should see my opthamologist again. :/
  9. She misspelled Draugr. I hope she quicksaved right before that.
  10. Va i helvete? :S I can't even describe in words how much I envy you... I don't think we've had more than one night below freezing here yet. It SUCKS!
  11. Granted I don't know many, but I've met a few of those brides when working with my mother. When I was cleaning the bookshelves at one place and told her why she looked absolutely perplexed. "Shelves get dusty...?"
  12. A Russian woman? But... I already have cats... and atleast they do something useful, like keep vermin away. And they can probably be taught to cook & clean! Bad ideas? They want me to get a girlfriend! Me! Also... Trap roulette...
  13. You're worried? My friends have threatened to buy me a bride if I don't get atleast one girlfriend before I'm 30... They are crazy enough to be serious about it too...
  14. They're not pretty enough for you? I don't think you can afford to be that shallow Oby.
  15. Yikes, you have my sympathies there, hope you get well soon! Though I'd like to add, I'd trade the Steampunk StarWars hud for being chased by giant onions down hills. Hehe, yeah! As someone that absolutely adores cats, it brings me much fuzzies in the belly and a stupid cheshire grin on my face.
  16. Awwwww! I melted a little bit, right when I saw that.
  17. They're awesome, just a shame they don't release more of them. Orsamål is a really old dialect, that I could understand some of when I was a kid and actually spent time up there during the summers. There is a video on youtube from a Swedish TV-show about "dalmål" dialects where they have a few samples. Some horrible singing, but very witty lyrics; http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jimquisition/8514-Fun-Pay-Wall
  18. I've tried now for a little while to get it into my head, but it does'nt make any sence; Well, 4 does, but... Halvtreds sounds more like... 15. I should've paid better attention when my grandfather tried to teach me orsamål and given the danes a run for their money. >
  19. I'm damn annoyed by all the commercials on just about every Youtube video, get's annoying and it's a big reason why I stopped watching TV. I'm glad that I never got on the facebook idea, and never had to worry about it. Kind of annoyed that facebook and twitter seemingly has killed some forums I used to attend though.
  20. Hehehe, I remember the first time I was in Fredrikshavn, I was pretty young and had never met or spoken to a dane before, but my uncle reassured me that it was easy to understand them. Walked around the town and got hungry for a hotdog and saw a stand with a cute girl manning it, went up and ordered myself two hotdogs wich she prepared, no problem understanding her questions or anything. She handed me the dogs and told me it'd cost 54 kroner. In Danish ofcourse. I stared at her in shock, pure shock, so pure shock that she could'nt stop laughing and gave me the dogs for free. \o/
  21. You all speak the same language, have essentially the same cultural background and history. If I travel 150km west I end up in a country without human speech OR undertsandable counting method. Detailed explanation; http://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
  22. But, why? It does'nt make any sence. It's not like you have to get a license for a child even, and they're the same thing. Feed them, make sure they poop in the right places, and if they misbehave you drown them.
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