Azdeus

I'd say you should give seniors one aswell, so that other drivers know not to follow the car infront of them into the ocean or down the wrong side of the highway.

Ironically, you actually can't test your car on racetracks. You can race it, but you can't test it - because you're never alone. Dragster teams have to test as they race unless they're well sponsored enough to buy a racetrack/small airport for a few days. As for who pays for the roads, the same people that go skiing, waterskiing, snowboarding, dirt bike racing, drinking and other dangerous/harmful activities pay for my slip ups aswell as I pay for their slipups. The difference is that I actually have a caused considerably less damage to myself, property and people by using empty roads than people breaking arms, legs and necks doing sports. Well, not that I do any actual driving, I'm a mechanic without a licence yet. I'd like to see some form of extra licence, a higher degree if you will, aswell. Dunning Kruger effect, good stuffs!

In my opinion speeding should only come up if there actually is any traffic in the area, if you do 200 km/h on an empty freeway, you're not endangering anyone. Well, you got to see the good in everything, you've just made place for another tasty meal! Eating like the rich-romans. By the way, Azdeus, isn't it like 4 AM now in Sweden? You eat at 4 AM? Hehehe, I thought it was the 16'th century nobles that had the "throat feather" for the dinners, when they had 24 hour parties and you were'nt allowed to stop eating essentially? Yeah, it was 4 am then, is'nt it the same timezone as you? I ate at 3 am since I was going to go to bed soon, don't want to go to bed on an empty stomach, it's hells to fall asleep then.

And I just ate... >.<

Did'nt you say you had your birthday around christmas aswell, or did I remember wrong? Edit; Was on the previous page even, yay me. Twin? Also; 200 euro? O.o

You did better then my mate that got the "****, cut myself" reaction and flicked his hand in pain. The hosts were quite perplexed how all that blood got onto the roof. Good to hear you're feeling better though! Hehe, thank you for that description, it was good enough to make me throw up a bit in my mouth and tear up a bit, remembering when I jammed a splitting knife into the bone in my index finger with a splitting knife that broke and I had to tug it loose...

I'll take an* Alpha Protocol over that game any day. *Edit

Ahh... ouch, that really sucks, my friend managed something similar with his pinkie two midsummers ago while chopping up meat for our grilling. We did not find the top part, so someone got some long pig... What did you do?

If we could, we men would'nt leave our bedrooms for the forseeable future...

Wow... that's an awesome view! Why would you go climbing when you have a view like that? I'd stay right were I was.

It's not a diesel actually, it's a Volvo B21, B23 or B230 from a Volvo 240/740 Turbo. I recognize that useless exhaust manifold anywhere, here's a topdown picture of it being mounted on my fathers B230 Looks like the standard turbo, but looks can be decieving. I reckon 300 horsies though!

Who the hell needs a Porsche? That's some balls on that guy though, would've thought it'd topple on a couple of those moves he did.

What does your insurance company say to that? The insurance company cares naugt aslong as I get a chimneysweep here atleast twice a year, as far as I know. But... there are others, more insidious powers than insurance people afoot. "What's that you say? Change the floor? Go **** yourself, we will sue you out of all the money in your family and then some! Those floorboards are from the 1800's and they are staying! What? You want to put something OVER those boards?! NEIN! You will not change one IOTA on that house or we will END YOU! It's heritage marked and you will not change anything! Wait... what's that?! Stairwell on the side? How long has that been there?! Since the 40's?! ... If you know what's good for you, you will remove that. What do you mean, you live on the top floor and you need to get up there? What makes you think that is MY problem!? Get a ladder! And that balcony... how long? The 1890's? ... *Glare* That was'nt there when the house was built then... you might want to see that removed too... I don't care that the front door is underneath it, use the old one. Too bad they built the toilet there then, they should've thought about that!" Incase anyone wondered where all the Nazi's hid after the war, I'm fairly certain I can give a good guess... The house is old enough that we're not allowed to change the look on the house at all, but it's only of minor local historical interest, wich is enough to get beaurocrazy on us. You know what's really crazy about it? It's Sweden, snow is'nt exactly rare here... And they are moving to forbid proper winter tyres aswell. Heaven forbid that they were to keep plow trains ready aswell, or hire people to properly maintain powerlines for the trains... Why would'nt you be able to use the keyboard with a cut on your thumb? o.O Or are we like talking half an inch here?

Hehehe, I'm not to worried about getting gassed, but I live in a wooden house, with wood floors, with cracks in them. With some maximum bad luck though, a spark from the fireplace kan get by the fireplace screen and lodge in the floorboards.

Not to mention the impact his life had.

Woodburning stoves rule. Fireplace beats them for sheer coziness, but they're nowhere near as handy.

Fark. I probably should see my opthamologist again. :/

She misspelled Draugr. I hope she quicksaved right before that.

Va i helvete? :S I can't even describe in words how much I envy you... I don't think we've had more than one night below freezing here yet. It SUCKS!

Granted I don't know many, but I've met a few of those brides when working with my mother. When I was cleaning the bookshelves at one place and told her why she looked absolutely perplexed. "Shelves get dusty...?"

Oldie but goldie;

A Russian woman? But... I already have cats... and atleast they do something useful, like keep vermin away. And they can probably be taught to cook & clean! Bad ideas? They want me to get a girlfriend! Me! Also... Trap roulette...

You're worried? My friends have threatened to buy me a bride if I don't get atleast one girlfriend before I'm 30... They are crazy enough to be serious about it too...

They're not pretty enough for you? I don't think you can afford to be that shallow Oby.

Yikes, you have my sympathies there, hope you get well soon! Though I'd like to add, I'd trade the Steampunk StarWars hud for being chased by giant onions down hills. Hehe, yeah! As someone that absolutely adores cats, it brings me much fuzzies in the belly and a stupid cheshire grin on my face.