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Nepenthe

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  1. If she has a watch ask to see it and have a measuring tape handy. If she wears bracelets a lot, maybe inquire about how they measure them exactly and hope she lets her size slip. Taser her from behind and measure it before she comes to. [sur-uh p-tish-uh s] /ˌsɜr əpˈtɪʃ əs/ adjective 1. obtained, done, made, etc., by stealth; secret or unauthorized; clandestine: a surreptitious glance. 2. acting in a stealthy way. 3. obtained by subreption; subreptitious. Particular lady is smart enough to understand my intentions if I do any of those. Well, except maybe for the tasering part, ffs.
  2. Thanks for the tips. I found one that's adjustable, I can provide a good narrative for, got approved by my trusted female panel and is, well, Versace, so I think I only have to try Gromnir's method if I want to do other incidental measurements
  3. Any tips on how to surreptiously measure up a lady for a bracelet?
  4. The only real downside of moving to an open plan office.
  5. Well, nothing visible this time, either, so barring anything surprising in the biopsies, the diagnosis is apparently going to be fat and stressed.
  6. I think that's what you call a "paper or plastic?" defeat. Just the proper warm-up to having a probe shoved up my ass tomorrow.
  7. I've been dreaming through all my exes this week, which is new, and while I basically never have trouble falling to sleep, I wake up several times a night with my mind racing. So I sympathise.
  8. I thought the Bills red looked ok, but the jets looked like the Vancouver Green Men...
  9. Has a coldness dial, 0 is off 5 causes ice in liquids and frosts veggies, we keep it on 3, he turns it to 0. This was like the 6th time he's done it but the first we didn't catch it within a couple hours. Took until now to realize that I can pull the dial off. Ever since the youngin' around here has been walking, we've had to pull the knobs off the front of the stove whenever it's not in use. His persistence in trying to blow up the house is a little unnerving. In other news, we're nuts enough after dealing with this one (and assorted failures along the way) to be expecting Youngin' the Sequel next May. Congrats and the best of luck, man!
  10. http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2015-fallout-4-performance-analysis Seems to be worse on the xbone.
  11. I do that too. So I got one with an alarm.
  12. Ah, liking the Panties explains also your qusetionable opinion of da2...
  13. Damn, that's some next-level masochism. Then again, I've played through NWN 1 OC 4 or 5 times, so maybe I shouldn't talk. Meh. Da2 was a reaction to when all the people were claiming that bio games were formulaic save the world efforts. I had no issues with that, but I can appreciate a departure from it. Da2 has (just) enough enjoyably written characters for a fun romp through the game and it's thankfully short enough to be played roughly in a weekend, which is something I really appreciate these days. + I usually play as a 2h warrior, which benefits most from the gameplay changes and suffers least from the camera etc.
  14. Knowing you're friends, they'll try and hook you up with a nice single mother to celebrate. Because the old flame had twins or because he looks like a bloody eyed future zombie? Both
  15. You experienced a lot of bugs with Inquisition? My main gripe were design-related issues, not technical (ie. boring sidequests). Eh, there was one companion quest that didn't trigger for me and some other more minor stuff. Not da2 level bugs, but enough to call for a replay. Unlikely I'll give it more replays in the near future, I played (even) da2 like 6-7 times, but both me3 and dai will look like 2 playthroughs for the foreseeable future.
  16. An old flame just gave birth to the cutest twin boys ever seen. I'm only slightly sad they are not mine. Also, still look like the first stage of zombie plague with my bloody eye.
  17. Or he's just tired of watching quivering Head of Up Their Asses give him powerpoint presentations and wants to listen to his own voice for a while. Happily only people more senior than I have to make slides for those presentations, btw.
  18. Yeah, I hear there's a lot of personal variation. Doc said colonoscopy's going to be a walk in the park in comparison at any rate. Also, well, there were a lot of female medical students in my dorm back in the day and, er, stuff happened, About to leave for work, looking like someone tried to punch my ticket.
  19. I got that coming up in a couple of weeks.
  20. I've been working my ass off and saving games until I get the new Sony soundbase for my tv this week, but I got Wolfenstein and Old Blood, Dishonored ps4 version (playthrough of original release got interrupted when had to move), hearts of stone and Until Dawn lined up... Also need to do a rerun of inquisition at some point now that the bugs are fixed...
  21. Had a gastroscopy, which with my gag reflex meant a near death experience. Have petachiae around my eyes and am running a fever, but I can now imagine what dying from suffocation over a couple of minutes feels like. Hint: sucks.
  22. Brees had a career day and refereeing was suspect at best. That said, after two defensive stands the rookie-heavy-with-a-side-of-Browner defense was due a bad one.
  23. There's just days when you expect your unmarried colleagues to do the work you're paid to do for you. This totally did not happen to me yesterday and I'm totally not pissed off that people claiming to be "really busy" split the office two hours before I do.
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