Found this from a WH40k Codex - "This is a dark and terrible era where you will find little comfort or hope. If you want to take part in the adventure, then prepare yourself now.". Will tell my manager to say this to new employees
Other than that, an insignificant day of work, will hit up the bookstore today (and avoid all the folks sitting on the damned floor)
Also our clients are dudebros or something. Mail comes in with "ok bro..." and "causing us huge internal drama's"