Well some of the funny things the rioters/hoodlums/feral rats/chaos cultists say, or at least what I think, not a very good transcript.
Q "Why have you been stealing?
A "Why you gonna miss the opportunity to get free stuff, that's like worth load of money?"
Q "So you're saying you could afford some of this stuff?"
A "Yeah we could but we're not a part of that " (I have no idea what he says past yeah we could )
Q "What is this about?"
A "The government obviously, taking away...obviously kids don't wanna go college no more cause they don't get paid in it"
Q So the fact you're knicking shoes that you could probably afford to buy..that's about the government ? I don't understand
A No it's that the government aren't in control cause if they were we wouldn't be doing it would we ? (I think he says that)
Q So...because the government can't stop you doing it...that's why you're doing it ?
A [unintelligible] How many people have they arrested ? like 10 ? I'm not really bothered I'll keep doing this everyday until I get caught
Q What about people's families ? Does your family know where you are tonight?
A Na na...
Q Where do they think you are ?
A Just out ...
A I told mine that I'm here. Said get home, is in trouble, I said no just [untelligible]
Q So your parents know you're here
A Yeah but they can't get started, can't get me...and when I get home, nothin's gonna happen to me, not gonna get grounded or shouted at, well might get shouted at but that's it. I'll just lift it up and keep doing it
Q Tell me, really, what on EARTH are you doing here? If you get caught... you'll get a criminal record
A Nahh this'll be my first offence. I've not been in trouble before so..I'm not really bothered. I'll take the caution..exactly..the prisons are overcrowded what they gonna do ? give me asbo ? I'll I'll lift it up
A I've seen kids younger than me, little girls younger than me running into shops
Q What do you think about that?
A That's wrong, little kids shouldn't be doing it...
Q .. but it's alright for older kids to be doing it ?
A Well obviously it's not right..
Q Wait let's just examine that...you say it's not alright so why are you doing it ?
A Well just cause everyone else's doing it really...
He then asks them well if someone stole all their stuff they'd be outraged and they say "Exactly!"
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