theslug

Energy drinks are so gross. Just drop the caffeine, take a cold shower and a banana and you'll be fine.

I hate when they pull that crap with pants. It's like it has a stranglehold on my crotch and its like OH GAWD WHY ARE YOU DOIGN THIS TO ME?! :'( But i gotta agree with grom, tho im under 6 feet and i weigh about 175 or so and iv been wearing mediums for a long time I'm starting to move to large becuase working out has exponentially expanded my chest. I hate it. :'(

The Slug enters this literary catastrophe with a genuine lack of knowledge of what the hell is going on. He notices that laozi is a girl and gets ready to spit his finest game. He's had plenty of women on the internet, but this ones different; she's real. He makes his way slyly towards her when all the sudden a rift in the time space continuum appears and he is instantly transported to a salt refinery. His untimely death is made more tragic in how agonizingly painful it was. Everyone takes a moment of silence in memory of this selfless and more importantly handsome young slug and all the wonderful deeds he has done for the world.

The Number 23. Movie was moderately interesting but a little shaky especially towards the end. It could of been a lot better. If they would of worked on the execution of the twist and just the style and atmosphere of the film plus making some changes to the script and story such as the importance of other characters this could of been a little above mildly entertaining. I give this movie a 8 out of 10. It was a 7 however the song at the end of the movie is pretty snazzy. Really chill with some smooth saxophone.

Ouch. Easily one of the best if not the best sick burn on these forums. That was very commendable.

Your damn right laozi is going to take that. Give me lip and you'll see a side of the slug that you'll forever regret. Stealing :cant's hard ass exterior but actually really sensitive on the inside smiley:

The fastest mile is a little under 4 minutes so your 3 minutes and 18 seconds seems a little unrealistic. I'm not calling you a liar but I mean unless you've been doing wind sprints up mount Kenya and taking anabolic steroids since you were a fetus I kind of doubt you have that ability.

did 8 flat on a treadmill but I could of easily went a lot faster and probably shaved anywhere from 20 seconds off that. Course that was when I used to run on a somewhat regular basis. Now I'd be lucky with like 9.

So cant let me ask you a little question my good man. How do you think this game will sell, big hit or just small time? And whats your 1- 10 rating on this one? Fyi for your sake this thread had better not been a waste of my time because if this game sucks your dead to me.

Watched the first and coming to the close of the second season of entourage. Cool show so far.

I'd max out my skills in scalping and wild cat taming.

Huh, I disagree. The action scenes alone made B-13 worth watching for me. Heck, that's why I rented it, I wasn't expecting some great plot. I've yet to see a scene that topped the intro action scene in that movie, although the intro for Casino Royale is close. edit: Have you seen Brotherhood of the Wolf? That's the only other french movie I can think of that I really enjoyed. Well I didn't know what the movie was until I watched it. Like I said the parkour was absolutely amazing, and the fighting was pretty much top notch which is why it got a 6 and not anything lower. But the acting and story is why it didn't get anything higher than a 6. My expectations were heightened by the begining, the rat coming out of the wall, stylish opening, and then the crazy parkour in the begining. But after that it was just too shallow, even for an action movie.

District B 13. So far every French movie I've seen has sucked. This was no different. While the parkour in this movie was pretty excellent and the fighting was pretty above average, the plot and acting was disgustingly horrid. It also didn't help that they dubbed the movie with voice actors that sucked more than your average anime. I would of been content watching it subbed but either way the concept was so stupid. Don't watch this movie unless you have a particular hardon for parkour. 6/10

I beat overlord. The final level wasn't that great but the ending cinematic was pretty funny. As a whole I'd have to say this game was just average. The atmosphere, concept and art direction was nice but the gameplay had some pretty significant problems. It seemed like the pretty much 3/4ths of the game you were completely dependent on your minions then once you get arcanium gear you can dominate completely by yourself. While there were a lot of different enemies to face off against the combat system was simple but still wrought with problems. Pathing, AI, and control problems made combat at times extremely frustrating. Like when your greens jump on the back of a floating eye then 6 of them jump off onto an adjacent ledge that is completely blocked off with rubble, thats real nice. Or your left clicking for your minions to attack, you take your finger off, and you go to call them back and it goes into minion control mode and about half of your entire army is destroyed in one hit. And of course tedious levels filled back tracking and using different minions and spells being kind of useless just totally don't help out at all. Either way it kept my interest and squashed my boredom, and all for free. 0 corruption

I got ninja. But it said I scored 99% on all the options. I didn't need this test to tell me I win at the internets tho.

Your posts kind of irk me cant. They aren't exactly updates. I mean they are mostly ramblings about how you don't want to overstep a non existent boundary that you have already been given permission to cross. I WANT GAME INFO NOW ):< But seriously I think you are taking this way too serious. None of us want an entire write up of the game but maybe some stuff like genre, character options/backround, story concept, etc would be nice. You don't have to give a name or anything, just some info on the game plz. We've waited patiently enough.

Never used zaalbar either. I never really liked wookies either, everyone was always like YEAH WOOKIES SO KEWL DAWG and [i']d be like plotting to break their knee caps and push them down a cellar because i hate wookies because they are lame as hell. I'd much rather have a cat man who weilds a lightsaber. But in more lamer news in Overlord I faced off with the mighty kahn and got completely raped into oblivion. First off those floating eye guys are so completely [awful] they piss me off. Its so annoying waiting for them to get near the edge then those bomb thrower ninjas kill all your greens with one hit. But mostly it[']s pretty [annoying] when theres bad pathing and your like stuck and kahn has a splash attack that might as well explode the whole world and there[']s no escape. Luckily I have arcanium everything so I'm able to pwn dudes pretty easy but even against kahn I do pretty measly damage.

Still playing Overlord. Got to the Sand city portion of the game and I have to say it blows pretty hardcore. Those giant tunnelers piss me off. Not only are there like 10 of them in each sand pit, it takes 2 of those bugs to kill them so you spend like a ton of time trying to kill them and of course at one major part they only give you one nest and one bug at a time to kill them and even so they place it as far as possible so you can't even reach some places. Talk about bastardiceness.

They also tend to get aids too.

wow, thats so retarded. Thanks man. I was looking at that and I was left clicking them to go to it to see if they could pick it up but i guess you gotta target it. What a bunch of bs.

I went that way but the door is closed...

I think for Arcanium it comes out to 3500 minions if you want everything fully upgraded. 1500 if you just want the armour and weapon upgraded. so thats the 1500, then like 500 of each? Also can i get a hint as to where to go now. I'm in golden hills and I don't know where to go. I've been through the mine and I found that large drinking party and you can see across this valley to where another village is, and the only thing conncting is a bunch of pipes that the minions can't go on. Is there somewhere in the mine that I missed or something? I fought the giant slugs and got all the gold caches.

I got to the part where you kill the paladin magician dude and I chose the good girl over the bad girl....I have a feeling I;ve made a grave error in my ways. On the bright side I got the second smelter and i figured out how to change spells! Btw whats a rough estimate of how many minions im going to need to have an epic set of armour and weapons?

I hate reality shows. I mean thats so unrealistic to begin with. I remember in elementary school we went on a field trip to this fish sanctuary in this "sub-city" that even now still has a bunch of desert around it. There was like 100 kids and 4 teachers, half of us went into the wilds and within about 10 minutes a kid had been bludgeoned in the face with a large stick and started bleeding and crying and stuff. It was so chaotic, it was so awesome. Ever since then I wished I would get stranded on an island or something so I could sneak around and kidnap people in the night and put them in a cave....

Negative. Which is really odd because I've never even heard of the place before. Then again I was only like 10 then.