theslug

I saw this great quote on fourchon last night. It's my new inspiration in the gym. "I never admitted it to anyone but every time I go to the gym all I think about when I feel like I can't go any longer is "Batman could. Batman WOULD." and then I keep going."

Genital mutilation hand in hand with communism. Fitting partnership.

Yeah Arch you need to take a page out of The White People's Manual, which is no matter what income, region, or spiritual group you belong to, as long as you are white you have the right, nay, the obligation to hate and ignore your family to the best of your abilities. Unless you're Jewish or Mormon. It's a time honored tradition that I myself and my family (extended included) have embraced throughout many generations and its made me the great man I am today. My bro is a complete a hole, I only talk to him when he needs something from me and when I absolutely have no choice and need something from him. Yeah it means I get douched on from time to time but no confrontations and often very little contact. Course your situation is different but trying to see eye to eye with someone who is clearly deranged is not a great idea. It's in your best interest to start setting boundaries with him but you have to be clear and stern. People like to take advantage, if you give them a little they'll take a lot. You can't give him anything. It's not healthy to indulge his delusions. The very act of even letting him tell you about these conspiracies only furthers this. You need to have a talk with him, not an argument. Hell, even a letter if you're not sure you'll be able to contain yourself. Then again, your bro obviously has some issues so communication may not work on him in which case you really need to just try and stay out of his way as much as possible, be polite and courteous but remove yourself from the equation.

Sorry, I didn't mean to get you upset or anything. I just meant if you're having some withdrawels because you're not drinking as much, maybe some wine would help. Arch you should definitely not get back into drinking at all especially if you were so into it that you are having withdrawals. You should find a better way to cope with your situation than substance abuse but it might be likely that you have the gene for addiction so maybe its a good start to see a counselor at your school and try and work some of this stuff out?

Phone broke. T-mobile freakin sucks, I wish my bro didn't renew our contract because we have 13 months left or more if I renew it for discount. I hate this crap.

You know I listen to a lot of loveline and they deal with this kind of situation all the time. As a friend, you need to be there to support her but you also need to be realistic. You are not a therapist or a counselor, you do not possess the time nor the ability to fix her. It is your priority to try your best to gently persuade her to seek out professional therapy and be someone who she can rely and count on but only to the extent that is reasonable. It's unfair and unhealthy for you to take up the role of a caretaker. As others have said, you basically listen. Tho it sounds like you've probably got everything under control.

Text conversation I had before my phone officially went off the deep end and screen died. Very sad turn of events. :'( unfamiliar number area code manhattan, new york: Hey its me Jackie..how r u? its was nice seeing u again..thanx 4 signing me our pic it was an honor..remember on nov 14.backstage, Pacquiao asked me 2 take a pic wit him.he signed it in nyc last jan. anyways,r u going to 2 be the referee 4 the mosley vs mayweather? please say yes i want 2 c u in action again! me: wrong number her: no its not...Fine, its clear 2 me, u dont want 2 talk 2 me..its better that way.. because ur a good person..yeah and im a bad girl..u dont have 2 worry..because i wont get near u again.. me: I'm sorry i tried to lie the thing is i havent been able to stop thinking about you since we met but iv been hurt so many times i didnt want to let you in because i was scared im sorry i really like you but i want to take it slow like anal third date slow

There is simply no other exercise, and certainly no machine, that produces the level of central nervous system activity, improved balance and coordination, skeletal loading and bone density enhancement, muscular stimulation and growth, connective tissue stress and strength, psychological demand and toughness, and overall systemic conditioning than the correctly performed full squat. We don't wear singlets because A...one...they're gay. Baby mammals drink milk, and you sir, are a baby mammal. When a guy (Alex) asked what to do about his balls hurting after squats... Alex, buddy, you're on your own here. Unless we get some other input. My balls haven't hurt since 1973, when I learned how to finish what I started. -all from a truly great man, Mark Rippetoe

You are truly a blessing to this world Wals. Thank you for existing in my time. Coffee, snapple, naked green machine juice, kashi protein bar. All in one sitting. I drink a lot of stuffs.

Flank steak with a rosemary, fennel seed, orange, pepper marinade. Turned out relatively good. Could have used some sort of sweetening agent since the orange didn't really do it but still good. And oven asparagus with salt and olive oil. Now I'm eating 3 carrots, cool ranch doritos and a kashi bar. om nom nom

thats a sign of alcoholism gene pal or just a sign of being smart enough to know when to stop, and to drink lots of water before bed, and to sleep in nice and late Ah denial. Very classic. Maybe it's time for some treatment? I had more bacon and a subway sandwich. I love banana peppers.

thats a sign of alcoholism gene pal I had coffee, bacon and snapple. I'm sick so I've been downing huge quantities of assorted drink, its really quite frightening.

I would really like to get a gun one day and learn to shoot/maintain it well in case of zombie onslaught or intruder enters my home and then i blow his knee caps out and take away his ability to procreate. Just the way god intended when the forefathers declared our right to bare arms.

Hey if I was dipped in brown water I'd become evil too. I'd kill a man or twelve.

Today I start a new work out routine. I'm going to really try and get crazy woodsman ripped for summer. I've been watching quite a bit of tv lately. I'm on the last episode of this really awesome show called Misfits. It's English so maybe you've heard of it Wals? You should give it a try, very funny stuff. Other than that, nothing to report about girl. Haven't seen her in a number of days because she's been really sick.

Hard to feel any sympathy when you nail something new every week. You've got no equity son. You can't come into my court room with your hands dirty and expect a hand out. Enoch knows what im talking about. Unjust enrichment and what nots.

kirottu, i know you don't want to hear this but me and you: cut from the same cloth. Great man.

Rofl I'm glad someone is taking an interest but really nothing great has happened between us. In fact if anything its gotten worse. Like 2 days ago we were texting and I saw this vague update on her facebook about how her life just turned to sh- so I asked her about it and she was like oh i dont want to talk about it. And I was like w/e i understand wont force the issue, so then like later that day I get this text "we need to talk" and im like oh jeez im getting dumped but it ended up being about how she found out a bunch of people knew her ex was cheating on her but never told her about it. So then I was like oh man you scared me I thought you were going to dump me and she was like "I thought about it because of this situation..." How that equates I don't know but bullet narrowly dodged. Was going to go for the first kiss tonight but something came up and we didn't see each other so it will have to be moved to tomorrow or the weekend. I'm really not sure what to do. She causes me such a great deal of stress and I really like her but at the same time there still is no connection there. We literally have nothing in common except for the same major, so we have nothing to talk about. I find I can't be myself around her and basically everything points to I should have never gotten into this in the first place, however, she took an interest in me and right now she's probably the fastest path to getting laid/real relationship so I have to take it even if it's semi-empty. edit: 2 exams tomorrow. havent even studied for one.

Got starcraft 2 beta. Officially dating girl. 2 exams coming up. Life is packed.

Had an absolutely incredibly bizarre evening tonight. I put my life (semi-literally) on the line for love and I guess it kind of paid off. Let me start by saying that I'm pretty high right now on various prescription and over the counter medicine and I believe that contributed to what I would call a dissociative experience later in the night. Instead of going through a long winded rant I'll just briefly lay out the basics. -Me and girl have plans for dinner and I have plans to tell her my feelings on this dinner -I try this apricot scrub for my face, I have a relatively significant allergic reaction and begin to enter the danger zone -I take some benadryl and go see doctor. I get shot in the ass -I get to school 45 minutes late, stay half an hour and meet up with girl during break and leave -We eat gyros and french fries. I drink roughly a gallon of water, still have gnarly dry mouth -We go outside. I completely go blank, disassociate, and robot voice her possibly the worst, most bizarre, and awkward delivery imaginable. -She says she likes me too and agrees to be more than just friends. We hug twice and I leave after a very quiet awkward exchange of nervous laughs. -I regain my composure and wait for her on fb so I can try and do some damage control. -She hasn't shown up edit: she didn't show up

I think we'd call that more like a jam session around these parts. Doesn't necessarily mean that everyone has to be musically talented or even play an instrument just an unsophisticated gathering of friends, some with instruments. Ever since our last "date" things with me and girl have been going pretty good but today sucked. I sent her this sweet little text this morning and she didn't text me back, 5 hours later after thinking she was ignoring me I get home, hop on facebook and she's waiting. Partied a little too hard and lost her phone last night, which wasn't so bad becuase we were supposed to meet tonight but I had these gnarly chicken wings at this bar last night so I didn't feel well and neither did she after her night. Though really that's the only upside, now we have no real form of communication to set up anything decent and I'm already dreading the loss of our goodnight/morning texts. So saddening. Whatever, I have school stuff I need to get through. Oh yeah I also got my first physical for the first time in my life. Pretty odd considering I actually played a fair bit of sports throughout my younger days but it wasn't even that bad or awkward. I suppose getting the prostate checked would tho. I also got my paxil back. Best part of the week. ts;dr

theslug;didn'tread I like this.

Completely bizarre last two days. Valentine's I went to hang out with the girl I like at this bar/restaurant with her friends. Odd evening, about 10 seats, 5 to the left of me: mexican frat guys want nothing to do with me, to the right: girl, sorority sister, real sister, 2 random dudes 1 who never said a word and just eyed me for about 2 hours and another guy and his girlfriend who were really cool. So I was basically in the middle of a shi- storm of frat talk, inside jokes, stuff about people I don't know, awkwardly long silences, I was the only white guy there and only knew one person out of like 12 others and to top it off music just under obnoxiously loud. Somehow against all odds I held my own. But that's not really where this story lies, while there I met this dude stopping by from out of town who basically said he'd hook me up with a bunch of internship opportunities so naturally I was pretty stoked. I gave him my number and he texted me there. No reception so I received it about 45 minutes later when seating arrangements changed. Pretty standard message but at the end...a smiley face. Scratched my head, unable to comprehend a scenario in which this would be acceptable but I just chalked it up to him being friendly, maybe it was just his deal or something. So today I text him and was like so whats up with this stuff and he's like "hey buddy , etc etc lets meet so i can set you up", so now I'm like ok wth another smiley face is this guy gay?...Whatever I could really use an internship so I'll let it slide. He then proceeds to try and meet me at my home but i deny and say school instead which is a 20 minute drive for me. 7 texts later, every single one with a smiley and I'm there, but not before he calls me checking in... We meet and within 2 seconds I'm in this bizarre walking interview, he's asking me and dissecting my response to how I got into accounting and if I love it or not and then asking me about if my room is clean and how my socks are and just weird stuff. Finally we get to the library and basically goes to 4 websites and we spend an hour and a half doing what could have been done in a single text. I'm pretty pissed off becuase I could have been studying or at least done something mildly rewarding like touching myself. Everyone sucks. Everything sucks. It's all a god damn travesty. I'm angry. Spent too long writing this crap too that no ones going to read.

Scanning minerals rap: Awesome http://tindeck.com/download/b5a4c32b3acf9b...%20Minerals.mp3

If there was a koala in the background creeping in the underbrush, a single tear running down his soft furry koala face looking on, not with sorrow but with a stoic indignation and a small caliber hand gun tightly gripped in his paw. Then maybe I'd believe that picture. But until then I refuse to believe any such non sense, its obvously shooped. :'(