Tale

Oh well... you can stay. I do have pity in my heart.

Oh, burn! I like you, kid.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was on the Obsidion Entertainment website. I must have made a wrong turn and ended up at 4chan.

Oh, well if you say s... who are you?

Oh... chicken pot pies. I've had those. However, I refuse to go to Cracker Barrel. I have no idea what they were thinking of when they named that place.

om nom nom

Omelette, after everything you and I have been together. After all the times I was there for you, how can you say so many discouraging things about my past! *cries*

Omelette. RUN!

On the other side of the cows!

Ooh, ooh! What about me? I love math and fire, too. That Tale really did not appreciate you.

Or is that Pixie?

Overpowered Tyrannasauras?

Planet of the Apes, the original. Never seen it but it's a classic quote.

Presuming I am fat, would that not make me more the person she was?

punk

purgt

Raspberry? NOBODY GIVES ME A RASPBERRY! This means war.

Respect your elders, Archie. Don't make me beat you with my walker.

Run from creepy internet guys saying they love you. Trust me. Run. Very fast. Get away from the internet and never look back.

shenanigans

Siberian Huskies are beautiful dogs. Incredibly friendly, too.

Sick with what and what medication? I'm always fascinated when you weak humans get ill.

slide

So does alcohol.

So, he's just a stalker? Makes sense.