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  1. Sonuvabitch is just asking for a permaban now!
  2. Pauly Shore is retarded. Was that witty?
  3. Psychonauts was pretty awesome, and I usually hate platform jumpers.
  4. I saw an old Mexican guy on some show on ABC the other night while flipping channels. I heard him say one thing and spent like five minutes watching just waiting for him to say something again. Finally it popped into my head--that's ****ing Manny! He was playing some girl's dad and the rest of the show was just crap.
  5. ? Oddly enough this thread made me want to go back and play Grim Fandango. It really was a great game.
  6. You definitely can't bring a cellphone either or the space shuttle will crash.
  7. I don't think keeping sane would be that hard in this day and age. One hard drive could hold enough video, gaming, and pornographic entertainment to keep a man moderately entertained for twice that long.
  8. This puts a whole new spin on my "wow is balls" comment.
  9. Aram

    BAAAAN

    England already failed years ago on the Aram-o-meter when they banned firearms. Damn Nazi Pinkos.
  10. So now some business is being forced to put up with some mutant-looking dumbass playing obnoxious music and never showing up, and pay him?
  11. Aram

    Sneezing

    I think that means you're going to die.
  12. "How far are you prepared to go to save someone you love?" This is, by far, the most overused tagline ever. And the answer is always the freaking same.
  13. I'm pretty sure our cars are supposed to be flying by now. We're slacking.
  14. I'll wait for the mustard patch.
  15. I'll postpone my judgement of the game until I find out if we can load our own ammunition.
  16. Aram

    Testicles

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  17. Random mammals (bats, dogs, etc) get the virus, and can even pass it onto humans. Some countries do not have it, notably the UK and Australia. NOBODY GETS ME.
  18. We shoot squirrels around here.
  19. How exactly do you tell if a continent has rabies? Do the beaches get foamy?
  20. The whole continent? I guess that would explain all those wars.
  21. The RPG genre can hardly be defined simply by its name. Neither can the Adventure genre for that matter.
  22. lol
  23. lol
  24. Planescape Torment, for me, is sort of like the Citizen Kane of computer games. It was well thought out and beautifully envisioned story that was like nothing I'd ever seen when it was released. I'm speaking about the plot, mostly, the story, the setting, and the characters. Planescape accomplished something in a PC game that made it a piece of classic literature in my mind. It fused what could have been a fantastic novel with a game engine, and it did it in such a way that if it had been written in a novel or cinematic format, it really wouldn't have had the same effect. It took a standard game format and, where anyone else would have tacked on a story to power the game, it used the game to power the story, and it did a damn good job at it. It did for CRPGs what Watchmen did for comic books. To this day my original Planescape Torment box holds a space on my classic literature shelf between hardback copies of Huckleberry Finn and War and Peace. It's the only PC game I own to ever achieve this honor. The original game did not leave any place for a sequel, but I would very much like to see another game in a similar setting. I have to admit that the classic elves and orcs setting, or any of its various clones, has long gotten stale for me.
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