Leeuwenhart

Or his dogsoul can be trained to do tricks haha. Down boy! Stop following me! Fetch! Stay! Play dead! Stop sh****ing in the inn!

Jeez... cannot write Moby **** lol haha

Ok. Sorry but Durance is a GREAT TRAGIC character. Ok its not puppies and sunshine like Eder Or funny scenes with Aloth Or the gentle giant of Kana Even the vulgar outrages of Hiravias Which i all like. But Durance... hell. Hes the soul of the war. What made the dyrwood. Hes walking history. The reason why Eder is so integrated in the story. Sagani was fish out of the water. Kana too. But kana got tied to Caed Nua. (Still think it wouldve been great had Kana died in his search for knowledge always going deeper and deeper when signs were saying stop... like Ahab and Moby **** plus its a profound thing to lose a character. You cant save people from their own obsessions.) My point being. Durance is a jerk. But hes a top 3 well written characters jerk. Top 3 of ALL WELL WRITTEN characters. Even when 2 or 3 felt misplaced or only slightly tethered... ALL WELL WRITTEN.

Moon godlike have scales in poe1 They are sea related. Moon n sea are related in the mythology They are extrapolating the godlikes. Death godlike go from malign growthmen to dark horned demons Fire godlike go from firetouched sometimes horned sometimes elemental people to straight up flaming horned devils Moon godlike go to pale silver blue sometimes wet sometimes scaly moonseafolk to tentacled anemoned finned merfolk Its okay. It nuances them more. And its a cool way to slip in devil demons angels merfolk satyrs without racebloat. And a reason why there are so many "races" but no need for 40 cultures or 20 continents. Clever. Clean. Controllable. 3/3

I can only assume that was directed at me, since I beleive I was the only one to bring prostiution up; and I was not taking a stance on it at all, merely interested in what people thought about Obsidian's idea of making sex with them have a concrete mechanical bonus in comparison to the oft-complained-about Bioware romances not having any mechanical benefit). Aside: Given PoE's (and Tyranny's) mechanical function for sex, should we expect in PoE2, IF the Watcher can partake in a sexual relationship (and not necessarily a romnatic one...) with a companion, likewise a bonus? Or will that be solely reserved for ladies and gentleman of the working profession? (Is it, like, a class feature..?) Does the Watcher, in fact, confer a bonus to their partner on sexual union (which would obvously never have been a visible issue in PoE?) It asks a whole mess of serious (and hilarious) possibilites, does it not...? I dont know about you guys... but i always get a bonus BEFORE having sex You know whattamsayinnnn' You only get a bonus with a pro. Bz that HER class feature. XD If you do it once a bonus. Twice a bigger bonus but some minor fatigue. Three times still bigger bonus major fatigue. Four times? You need constitution or might 18 and you get critical fatigue. Only five times with resolve 18. And you get an injury. Six? Boy there is no six. The girl has to do laundry too you nutter. If you made a female character you just get bonuses and go to 10x. Life aint fair deal with it! XD

Second that.

Tyranny had a pretty amusing thing going when you, ahem, enjoyed the company of a prostitute: Fade to black, accompanied by the sounds of a furiously hammered anvil. So... Options for being hammer or anvil confirmed?

Hes all ears! XD

Yes everybody.... lost cause. So switch this Topic to PALE ELF

me too Ah i see... youre a developer. Quick search online saw youre an artist. So is it safe to assume you made the orlan? Btw love your work. Over the last 3 years ive passed it without knowing what or who. Like your dragon age girl you drew i used in the pnp tabletop dragon age rpg i played at home with my buddies.

Omg i hope Nick Offerman is his Voice Actor

Or he looks like RON SWANSON Orlan Pirate Edition

Its confirmed Gromnir is Golum is Smeagol

It already has exceeded tbat. Investments just need to be processed. I think were at 3.5 now in reality

Ill just play with a party of 4 custom mutes and me: The Voice.

Okaaaaaayyyyyyy... Backs away from the Nazi XD

In the middle of the dungeon. "**** guys... i gotta go home. The wife's making stew and its family night. You can take my camping gear. See yaaaa!"

But im so lazy

He looks like the Grinch played by Zach Galafanakis

Magnificent Seven Confirmed

Romance without sex... You mean marriage? Bada Bing!

Would be crazy if you played with xan and you had near party wipe but he killed Sarevok.

"Pffft... this group is especially hopeless today" XD

One note? I never let go of Xan the Depressed Male Model Jedi. He was hilarious... "Run while were still able!"

This topic title... i always read it as something else... I cant be the only one who s noticed....