Let me tell you a little about your buddy Dwayne. Dwayne is a powder keg. Sure sure, he's seems docile enough, and it's not difficult to justify feeling sorry for him, but don't let that fool you. You see, Dwayne has done hard time for crack distribution, oh, but I'm sure Dwayne convientently forget to mention that to you. That's right, when he isn't lamenting about the old days when he had friends, or crying over his lost girlfriend, he's filling our streets with crack, and I think most people will agree with me when I say that is something I can not get behind.
Now, you may be saying, "Well sure, but Playboy X is just as bad, if not worse." Why though? Why is Playboy X worse than Dwayne? Because he's succesful? EXCUSE ME for supporting an African American business man who is doing well for himself. I mean, if there are two crack dealers, one of them is struggling in the slums, too attached to the old days to go anywhere but small time deals behind the burger shot, and the other is an up and comming entrepenuer who is committed to getting this crack out there on the streets and building up his enterprise. He can move this crack, and he moves it by the tons, and I think a young up and comming drug dealer with impeccable business sense is something we can all get behind. So it only makes sense to support the succesful one who is going to make something of himself, if only for the principle of it.
But that's not the only problem with Dwayne. You see, Dwayne is a dnagerous man. Sure, he doesn't seem like it. On the outside, he appears to be a man broken on the inside, but don't let that facade fool you. Don't get me wrong, he is broken, but not broken in the sad abused dog that's too afraid of it's own tail to even turn it's head back way. I mean broken in the sense that Dwayne is an abused mad dog that needs to be put down before he snaps and goes on a rampage. Playboy X assures me that at any time, Dwayne could crack and come after us all. I guess you'll just have to pray that you've taken him to the strip club enough times for him to pass you by when he goes on the inevitable killing rampage.