WILL THE ALMIGHTY

*prays for steampunk*

I love how in most RPGs you can select the answer "Go away, I don't want you in my party", and then have some conversation where the guy says something to try and convince you or one of your party members says something in favor of taking him with you. This is 99% of the time followed by an immediate choice where the option to not allow the party member to join you is absent. They pull those kind of tricks in Zelda games, but why in RPGs...?

I'm sure someone will get a kick out of the story, but I really don't think I can play this without rolling my eyes every five minutes.

I don't think I've ever "meh'd" so much. Fire effects were pathetic too.

It kindof grows on you though. The more I watch it, the more I like it. Same for the rest of the game. I'm no longer waiting for it to actually scare me, so I guess that helps.

Yeah Hurlshot. That conversation will go nowhere. Wouldn't you rather argue with Volo on whether EA is developing Mass Effect 2 or not? Clearly Volo is more entertaining.

Nice. Don't worry, Christ. I thought Kreia was a well written, interesting character. Seriously, I really liked her and she's probably the most memorable character I've seen in a video game yet.

Don't we all just love circular argumentation? ... do we have to bring this up Hurlshot?

PoP is more of painting than a game, sometimes. I played through the game twice only to see the scenery in HD and it is gorgeous.

I like the idea of co-op though. Though that means I won't actually buy it.

I had fun with it. But only because I accidently learned ahead of time that the ending was a sad one.

http://kotaku.com/5158446/first-mass-effect-2-artwork

You guys don't get it. Its a cry for help from Bioware. See, the human armor represents Bioware (since its a body) and all the humanity they used to have and how we all loved them because they were a nice company. And the geth head represents EA, who's taken control and ruins our good old human hero! IM TELLING YOU IM RITE

Sometimes I think "What if Volo is just a troll?". But then I facepalm. This is heresy, I should not speak it.

I doubt they'll rip off K2's story. Bioware can't pull it off.

Oh, Volo.

... I was pretty sure Bioware was making it.

Too bad its being published by EA though.

She's a baby-face blue alien who would probably be 13 years old by Asari standards. ... its creepy when you think about it.

I played Dead Space. To be honest, FEAR 2 had some much more terrifying moments, but Dead Space was just more fun and varied. I never really got scared in DS. I hate how horror in games nowadays is mostly "Here is a lot of gore and sudden and short attacks". FEAR 1 was scary because it was completely weird paranormal stuff going on in insanely ordinary places. FEAR 2 has all these colourful and surreal environments.

My sarcasm meter just exploded.

LALALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

Please don't make Shepard go amnesiac. Please, Bioware.

That is one talented parrot, there, DLJ.