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Oh, snap. Anyone running a book? I'll put twenty of Woldan.

Note that our royalty do not feel the need to strip to the waist. And if they did, Putin would burst into tears.

Is that you, oby? Is this me?

Was the dog's name Sam?

See you're thinking of a dowdy wreck of a woman smoking while she looks at her children as if they are flies. I'm thinking of sultry unattainable women smoking like each inward breathe is ...well... freudian. Women on the edge of something, whether it be realisation, or immolation. But mainly I'm thinking of women who aren't neurotically obsessed with their health. I hate smoking in every shape or form. It's disgusting. You'd approach that nice looking woman and then when she breathes, you'd be like: Aww sh**, smells disgusting, I need to vomit!1one I can say with absolute certainty that this is incorrect. I can say with absolute certainty that I know what I'm talking about. And I can say with absolute certainty that your gene pool is lucky it survived the 20th century. I feel sorry you've missed out, man. It's as if I saw the last dodo.

Minor point, but I for one would prefer it if Volo DIDN'T volunteer for a battered women's shelter. Those women have suffered enough.

Had a very good steak today for lunch, fresh white bread. Hugely rounded carmenere to go with, drinking slowly, watching Netflix and catching up on reading.

I'm genuinely intrigued. Do you get drunk before these posts, or do they get you high in their own right?

Incitement to riot is a crime. Doing it on the interwebz doesn't magically make it legal. Wee reminder there, 'oby'. Don't accidentally go too far and post something your mom wouldn't approve of. The nasty nasty policemen might show it to her.

Woldo, snap out of it. Arguing Russian military theory with oby is like arguing the sex habits of the sloth with ...well, with oby.

Bartender or dad? Ebola wrangler.

See you're thinking of a dowdy wreck of a woman smoking while she looks at her children as if they are flies. I'm thinking of sultry unattainable women smoking like each inward breathe is ...well... freudian. Women on the edge of something, whether it be realisation, or immolation. But mainly I'm thinking of women who aren't neurotically obsessed with their health. I hate smoking in every shape or form. It's disgusting. You'd approach that nice looking woman and then when she breathes, you'd be like: Aww sh**, smells disgusting, I need to vomit!1one I can say with absolute certainty that this is incorrect.

I've decided to acquire four Japanese schoolgirls and start a band covering heavy bass-driven German music. I'm going to call them Ramenstein.

I'm slightly annoyed by the idea that 200 people is a crowd. I'd bet good money I could rally 200 people for a protest about blueberry waffles.

See you're thinking of a dowdy wreck of a woman smoking while she looks at her children as if they are flies. I'm thinking of sultry unattainable women smoking like each inward breathe is ...well... freudian. Women on the edge of something, whether it be realisation, or immolation. But mainly I'm thinking of women who aren't neurotically obsessed with their health.

Love it, and so in honour of your new word:

You can't just guess based on what we know about him. If that were the case I'd guess 'sugar-free alternative to Halloween candy'.

Yet another oby post which consists of a random mix of photographs with no provenance or provable point.

Whys has this turned into the Sulky Woman thread?

You don't have to say what the business is. We could just guess based on the logo. Right now I'm thinking sportswear, like a 'surf' company. If we guess right then you've done right.

And you're really doing your bit from your mom's basement. *weak rejoinder*

Dry skin. Apply vaseline. Well, that was easily fixed, thanks. And I already thought I had mites in my ears, like a filthy stray. It doesn't prove that you're NOT a filthy stray. Just one with cold dry ears. Like a lethargic mongoose.

Dry skin. Apply vaseline.

Oil prices remain down, and likely to stay down. The rouble, already in trouble, is heading into freefall. How is it you put it? "Putin stronk!"

Maybe it's just leaking.