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All hooked up and ready, Kor.

Don't worry Deraldin. We'll be sure to name a worm after you.

Alternatively, chances are you won't play Oblivion for a long time. Also: They have Worms!1 We HAVE to play this coop & multiplayer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Live_Arcade

Thanks Oerwinde. BTW, apparently it comes with free Xbox Live "Silver". Is that good or not?

Oh gawd, that makes them even more awesome Dolphins gang-rape? Don't be ridiculous. They partake in consensual orgies.

Our whole nuclear arsenal needs to be reduced as well. Now if only there was a way to reduce the world's total number of people and nukes at the same time.

Excellent slug. Now you just need to add animation to it and Alan's got a new avatar.

That's awesome Alan. Note to would-be-photoshopper: -Make sure to include a "Hah-doo-ken" sound byte/text caption if making this into a looping gif. -Perhaps...uh, replace Alan's retro 80's sneakers with something more sandal-like.

Widespread, worldwide hard-drive corruption following the installation of Pool of Radiance left them in sole control of the world's second biggest hard drive.

And it's not like we're calling for absolute extradition of illegal aliens. We're willing to offer an amnesty program for those who abandon their anal-probing ways.

Okay guys - I now have teh Box!1 Feel my powerz0rz!1 Alas, although my High Definition pr0n requirements necessitated the Elite Edition, my hand was forced to sully one of the inferior bundle editions. The price was reduced to $399 so I snapped that baby up. It came with a bunch of decent accessories: 2 controllers, 1 remote, a headset, 20GB hard drive, ethernet cable (<--like I really need more of these) controller recharger and most importantly, the much fabled High Definition cable.

:blush10: Super cheesy lyrics, super cheesy 80's video, but insanely catchy riff and melody.

I love it how people who vow never to touch a game are always the first to pre-order it.

Okay guys, I'm going to pick it up. But what the hell is the difference between the Halo Edition, Elite Edition, Pro Edition and standard bundle edition(s)?! http://www.samsclub.com/shopping/search.do...amp;x=0&y=0

And more importantly, a chance of redemption for Kum's ego which was last seen being viscously rendered by a kung-fu fighting chimpanzee.

Shut up you! Llyr's still recovering from a migraine. From walking into your door. Repeatedly.

Gah. What's the make and model of this new bling-bling MOBO then?

Got ya. Have you tried plugging it in to a different USB port on the motherboard?

Ahh, then why didn't you say so? Okay, so you're not having any luck with this? ftp://ftp.xfxsupport.com/public/driver/1.0_XP_9x_xgear.zip None whatsoever, not even a smidgum?

If you're fishing for TOMBS points, then you're going to have to find better loot than that. Find me one the fabled Dark Raven/Gabs quote dialogs, and then I'll be impressed. Also: Orcs are still fugly and ever present as they rear their ugly heads WOUNDING the eyes of everything good lookin', so we must be champions for the cause of H4wt not Rot. Speaking of which, there's been a remarkable increase of fugliness recently. And I'm not talking about your run-of-the-mill Orc ugliness...I'm talking about Nikko from K2 uber fugliness. Hmm, Tale, have you been breeding again?

Speaking of which, I've such upgraded my connection to 10 MB/s. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll get out of the NorCal woodlands sooner or later.

Okay, here's the problem. The software you have doesn't possess a Vista driver for the gamepad. Unfortunately, their latest drivers released online for your model only support Windows 2K, MCE, & XP: http://www.xfxforce.com/web/support/search...roductCode.jspa In other words, with a lack of a current Vista driver you're kinda screwed. I'm sure eventually they'll release one though...

That's what makes this rumor crazy enough to be true. Publishers these days don't tend to give a flying **** for the "heart" or "spirit" of a game series. As long as they can rake in $cash$ to line their executive pockets, most of them will happily rape a franchise so hard, that even its DOS ancestors will feel it.