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CRPG is probably the only genre where gameplay people are not considered design staff Porno of course being the other.

All RPGs ought to be as difficult as Blade of Darkness, or Demon's Souls. Not only will this provide meaning to l33t pr4nage of w00t proportions (to those capable to snacking on their fallen foes with eviscersauce), but it also serves a barrier to entry separating us elitist vets of hardcore gaming to the simian plebs of casual gaming. After all, only a retarded system rewards spastictude with advancement. If you can't handle the heat, learn to cook or get out of the kitchen.

I seem to have rather fond memories of single handedly driving away one of these Bio-weenie-Kotor-romance-scribblers away from these boards following the epic events of a certain thread that has long been entombed in halls of infamy. Ah, those were the days...

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Hey, leave my titillating effigies out of this! Maybe if you came home more often, I wouldn't need my porn!

People are still complaining about games taking up space? Hard drives are dirt cheap these days, you can get a 500GB one for $50 with free shipping. Just because George Jetson's making more money these days doesn't mean Jane is entitled to his whole wallet. She should be grateful for the one note that she's given.

Blade of Darkness and Demon's Souls have to be the most brutally difficult RPG-esque games devised by mankind*! *

Requires free 20 GB HD space? **** off!

Scarlett has nice, um, stats.

...or that there are Hungarians who actually pay for their games!

And that was Edmontons first snowfall over the weekend, right? There's usually tons of drivers that need to realize they need more time to do anything when they drive in the winter. After the first few week of it everyone seems to adjust, for the most part. I like your optimism, Alan. In my experience, dealing with insurance companies sucks. And is probably supposed to be sucky in nature to begin with. Just be glad that you weren't injured, and that the accident didn't happen in the parking lot. Alberta law states that accidents in lots are 50-50, no matter who is to blame. I think. 1. What's this "snow" and "ice" you guys speak of? 2. What's an "Alberta"? Is that, like, a female Albert?

We've made it in less, Alan! Ah, those were the days...

Okay, I'll bite (though I'm sure I'll regret it like the time I had sex with that crossing guard because she looked young and then I found out she was 12)* How can a digital download provider be racist? *TOMBS points for those who get the reference. And no google cheating you cheating googlers.

And not so-cheesy-it's-good-bad, but bad-bad.

Then I'll be sure to visit you once they deport me.

Just because I slept with the girl doesn't mean I want her baby! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

1. Define "issues". 2. Define "real life". And more importantly, where have they gone?! (Not that I care of course. ) I lied! I care dammit!

Why thank you good sir. It seems I've misjudged you mud-chucking Estonians.

Ever since Roman Polanski stopped taking female auditions. Amazon, hmm? I'll look into it.

Tell me more of this Endar Wiggin fight, and Metadigital sacking. It seems you guys have left me.... "Out of the loop"

Mkeku, will I be able to fondle orcs in this game? If so I'll pick one up tonight.

If you can find me a place where I can download legitimate copies (not the bukkake version) of I-War 1 & 2, I will name my first born after you.

Is Parkan 2 any good? I'm been toying with the idea of trying that out for years, but it just seems like a stripped down Freelancer with robots.