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jaguars4ever

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  1. The key my friends is to own EVERY GAMING PLATFORM IN EXISTENCE. For then you are no longer a man...but a God.
  2. ...but never actually release Episode 7 as it all turns out to be a rumor. :D
  3. Praying Mantis! Coffee Palm! Crouching Tiger! Splashing Hands! Quacking Duck Hand! Pressing Palms Style! Hidden Monkey Hands! Swan's Nest Technique! Fire Palm Fist! Spider Hand Technique!
  4. I asked you kids to play nice, and you refused. Now this is out of my hands...Donald Rumsfeld : Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. I asked you kids to play nice, and you refused. Now this is out of my hands...Donald Rumsfeld : Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. Twin Cobra Fist! White Axe Hand! Grimace Palm! Sleeping Dragon Technique! Evil Eye Style! Mirror Swan Palm! Fist of the West Side! Viper Fang! Drunken Temple Boxing! Lion Claw Technique!
  5. But you like Celine Dion ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *GASP* PS - The game looks like it has potential...unlike Volo's musical tastes. ^_^
  6. ...and a total lack of CGI. "
  7. Firstly, 5 questions doesn't really cut it. Try and add more, darh spock. Secondly, the existing quiz is somewhat flawed: There's no way I should be allowed to pick the "See if they need medical treatment; then give the woman credits" option and the "there is no emotion, there is piece" Jedi Code recitation...and still wind up being Darth Sion.
  8. Well done I am constantly surprised at the rapid progress your team is making! Any proofing or such work I would be pleased to help with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rapid? It's June already and restoration isn't finished yet! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "
  9. Play nice kids - or I'll be forced to unleash.... . :ph34r:
  10. Useful Information: Flatearthers are freaks.
  11. There was a Mirialan Czerka representative in K2 but she was evil <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...yet disturbingly hot.
  12. And for the sequel to Atton's Tale: Sex, Lies, and Holovids. :D
  13. One can't see it coming if they've yet to play the game... --- I disagree my friend, but I respect your opinion. --- That makes no logical sense whatsoever. If spoilers have been leaked (which they have), yet effort has been made to contain those spoilers (which has), then influx of new spoilers (i.e. ), merely serves to increase the entropy of the situation...not aid in the rectification.
  14. ***SPOILER*** TAGS Shadow! You talk about "drama", but it's exactly those types of plot spoilers which result in anit-climatic experiences for others. You really ought to know better.
  15. Only worth buying if you're a die hard Star Wars fan and love twitch-gaming. Basically the entire game is broken up into different missions on various planets. Completing a mission grants you new Force Powers, which can be light or dark. After completing a certain number of missions, you have the choice of advancing the plot (which is thoroughly lame), which will result in more missions (yay!), or going back and completing the previous missions. The combat is just like that of any other FPS (guns, grenades etc),...with the exception of the lightsaber - which the game is really about: Lightsaber combat is done in 3rd person real-time and is pretty manic stuff, never really giving you the impression of control that an elegant weapon from a more civilised age would. Instead, it degenerates into a click-fest. However there are various styles you can acquire over the course of the game (e.g double bladed , dual wielding, fast, strong etc). Furthermore the game can get seriously frustrating as there's a lot of "jump here then there then over here in a this exact way in this exact time, then push that tile whilst pulling this lever". Oh, as for that choose your destiny bullcrap, there's really just one key moment pretty much right at the end, where you choose the Light or Dark path...which was outstandingly lame. When all's said and done and if you insist on purchasing this game, only bother to select the Heal and Choke powers, as the others are pretty much a waste of time. When you have these two maxed out you can effectivley heal on the fly whilst tossing people off edges to their demise. Oh, and lighsaber combos/moves can be aesthetically pleasing if you can be bothered to get good with them.
  16. Fairly impressive ideas, young Padawan.
  17. Fascinating.
  18. That's pretty shocking Flat...but I can't help but laugh!
  19. "CAT Footwear combines the rugged durability of work shoes with the easy comfort of casual footwear" ^_^
  20. <_< Even during "cutscenes".
  21. Bly was a sly guy...
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