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And for the sequel to Atton's Tale: Sex, Lies, and Holovids. :D

One can't see it coming if they've yet to play the game... --- I disagree my friend, but I respect your opinion. --- That makes no logical sense whatsoever. If spoilers have been leaked (which they have), yet effort has been made to contain those spoilers (which has), then influx of new spoilers (i.e. ), merely serves to increase the entropy of the situation...not aid in the rectification.

***SPOILER*** TAGS Shadow! You talk about "drama", but it's exactly those types of plot spoilers which result in anit-climatic experiences for others. You really ought to know better.

Only worth buying if you're a die hard Star Wars fan and love twitch-gaming. Basically the entire game is broken up into different missions on various planets. Completing a mission grants you new Force Powers, which can be light or dark. After completing a certain number of missions, you have the choice of advancing the plot (which is thoroughly lame), which will result in more missions (yay!), or going back and completing the previous missions. The combat is just like that of any other FPS (guns, grenades etc),...with the exception of the lightsaber - which the game is really about: Lightsaber combat is done in 3rd person real-time and is pretty manic stuff, never really giving you the impression of control that an elegant weapon from a more civilised age would. Instead, it degenerates into a click-fest. However there are various styles you can acquire over the course of the game (e.g double bladed , dual wielding, fast, strong etc). Furthermore the game can get seriously frustrating as there's a lot of "jump here then there then over here in a this exact way in this exact time, then push that tile whilst pulling this lever". Oh, as for that choose your destiny bullcrap, there's really just one key moment pretty much right at the end, where you choose the Light or Dark path...which was outstandingly lame. When all's said and done and if you insist on purchasing this game, only bother to select the Heal and Choke powers, as the others are pretty much a waste of time. When you have these two maxed out you can effectivley heal on the fly whilst tossing people off edges to their demise. Oh, and lighsaber combos/moves can be aesthetically pleasing if you can be bothered to get good with them.

Fairly impressive ideas, young Padawan.

Fascinating.

That's pretty shocking Flat...but I can't help but laugh!

"CAT Footwear combines the rugged durability of work shoes with the easy comfort of casual footwear" ^_^

<_< Even during "cutscenes".

Bly was a sly guy...

Surely you mean Unicron? In fact he died before they finsihed the movie...and if you listen carefully you'll notice Unicron's last lines were voiced by none other than Leonard Nimoy filling in for Orson Welles.

Masterful performance by Jean Reno.

Who needs Moldova when you've got Transylvania? [Castle Duckula, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks - The Counts of Duckula. Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius. The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.] ♫ In the heart of Transylvan-ia, In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah, There's not a vampire zanier than... DUCKULA! He won't bite beast or man, 'Cos he's a vegetari-an. (Aagh!) And things never run to plan for... DUCKULA! If you're looking for some fun, You can always count upon, Come and find the one they call... DUCKULA! Heh, heh. Count Duckula! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! ♫

Kaftan an I hereby petition Obsidian to inlcude a female Mirialan Jedi NPC in K3. Also: Baley - please don't spam.

My sentiments exactly. ^_^

Well said. In fact, we'll follow Arch's words of wisdom: --- A truly tragic moment in cinematic history - Optimus Prime, the quintessential leader of justice and unity, cheated by the treacherous Megatron. :'(

Indeed Launch. You clearly have latent talent as an artist...and as a result, I've commisioned a special Energon Goody Replicator for you in the event of future Sharkticon incursions. :cool:

--> :angry: --> :'(

Alright folks, let me tell you a story: Right now I'm the playing the Star Wars Total Conversion Mod for Freelancer. So there I am in my YT-1300 Mk II flying to the Bespin system. Now judging from the trade lanes on my nav map, I manged to find a hidden Black Sun base in the lower quadrant of the system. Natutally I docked, and when I checked what ships were available for sale, I saw a: Xizor comissioned Virago Starfigher...which as you know looks exactly like K2's "Bassilisk War Droid".

Good job my freind. I might as well fix his BBCode in my quote as well.

You're disputing the validity of the emotional response evoked in Draken? That's rather prepostorous. --- Um...no. Unless you were reading spoilers on the boards that is. --- Not fact - but your opinion; and that with an agenda it seems.

You've just experienced one of the finest cRPG's of all time.

Oooh, Im in top form tonight baby! Yeah!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nevarrr!!! Teh Great Jag will not be out-bukkaked!! --- What can I say? We like Bukkake! In Nagasaki we go spunky for your love! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ♫ We like Bukkake! We like Bukkake! We like Bukkake! In Nagasaki we go spunky for your love! ♫

You guys like funky-pulp-sci-fi too?! (w00t) You lot are hereby assigned to watch Heavy Metal. You have your orders soldiers. :D

Damn you Nart...I've got five kids to feed.