Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Ottobre 1, 1902
Archduke Aishur Shot Dead!
by Luigi the Chef
Mayham and destruction besieged the remnants of the Ottomon forces, and an empire toppled. In a last gasp attempt to flee the humiliation at Greece, the now deceased Archduke tried his earnest to escape the inevitable slaughter - but to no avail. Italian forces persued Archduke Aishur tirelesslously until one Italian covert operative was able to penetrate the Archduke's inner circle. The Italian commando - codenamed "Snake" - then proceeded to gun him down shamlessly along with his pregnant wife. Italian infantly later encicled the area killing or capturing the remaining Ottoman insurgents.
"At last Archduke Aishur's moustache toting reign of terror is at at end," stated Lord Jaguar. "The former tyrannical regime of Austria-Hungary shall hence forth be known as Russko-Italia; where vodka-linguine will hold dominion over all."
The captured prisoners are scheduled to be transported to Kaiser Kaftan's infamous concentration camps.