jaguars4ever

I'm afraid he's not a Volourn.

"Maybe they will! ...and maybe they won't!" *plays doodle*

Then let me tell you a joke Ghostie chum: Frenchman, Englishman and Claudia Schiffer travelling by train through Provence. The train enters a tunnel and the lights go out. Then came a kissing noise followed by the sound of a really loud slap. When the train exited the tunnel, Claudia and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman was holding his cheek. The Frenchman thought 'That Englishman must have tried to kiss Claudia and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia was thinking: 'The Frenchman must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'Great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Frenchman again.'

No more impulse power for Scotty I'm afraid.

But if we're playing World of Darkness, we'll need Baley as our blood-bitch. :D

Clearly you're unacquainted with Simon the Killer Ewok. ^_^

I think this is an exellent idea. I believe that most of the fun is not the ruleset or the setting or the class etc, etc, but the people you're playing with. And I for one have come to enjoy the e-company of many of the regulars here...not to to mention the bashing of the "not-so-respected-pseudo-n00bs". :D So consider me in. "

Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Settembre 12, 1902 A Night at the Art House by Luigi the Chef September 11 1902 was a night when Europe's finest and elite converged on France to join the festivites of one of First Lady Madame Baley's infamous romps. Amongst the celebrated guests were British, Russian and Italian leaders: Prime Minister Arch Regis, Tzar Wiggin the Great and King "Don" Jaguar. This eventful night was not without its share of gloom and misfortune however, as The Mono Lisa, the famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci, was stolen from the Louvre museum. Da Vinci, from Florence, Italy - the birthplace of Lord Jaguar - painted the Mona Lisa in 1504 at the age of 52. The painting was stolen during the night and the Louvre personnel could not understand how someone could have stolen it with their extensive security system in place. Curiously, Lord Jaguar was the last known person to be seen near its vicinity. Leonardo Da Vinci's famous Mono Lisa Fortunately, none of our eminent world leaders were harmed as Ender the Great, PM Arch Regis and President Baley were in another gallery viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," mused Prime Minister Regis. "They must be British." "Nonsense," President Baley disagreed. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," Tzar Wiggin pointed out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

Would it be wrong to laugh?

Or Aeon Flux. :D

PRICELESS. Almost reminiscent of: Mrs Richards: Now. I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it. Manuel:

*ahem* Nooooooooo!

Hilarious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeah goth people are a bunch of useless always-depressed foul. their like geeks who like to wear black to be "different". I have nothing against gothic things, I have several myself, but I hate depressed people. I mean if you think the world is always dark and there is no hope, it's like a "festering corpse" or whatever else bull****, here's a rope and be my guest <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO! Can this quite possibly top the Number Man virus and Jodo incident?

Any chance of linkage...or darquage as the case may be? "

Quick! Grab her before she runs away!

But that's a wanking face. :darque:

Our purpose is to bug you Rev. But yes, I wouldn't mind a piece of the action.

"Yet what's it's worth without me." :D

I'm also down with that.

That tends to be a nasty side-effect of rapidly aging from 13-->18 over the space of a fortnight.

Does it involve knives? DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, actually it was you, Laozi, Jaguars4ever, Oldschool Wheelman, Gohstofanikan, and I don't remember the rest. Any ways, it was you all that I just named, and the name that I knew you by in the dream was your forum names, and you all looked like your avitars. Jaguar was that laghing fat king, Launch was that chick, Old School wheelman was Kramer, GoA was Yoda, and Laozi was the guy in his avitar. Some of you had Magic wands, I think Launch and Laozi, and you were fighting someone in a house, I think they were military of some form, but with magic wands, I had a lightsaber, and Jaguar and GoA had lightsabers also. I don't know who we were fighting, but I remember Jaguar and GoA didn't show up until later and they saved the day. Something like that. I was actually going to post my own topic today to tell everyone that, but I decided not to. I had the dream last night. Thats all I can remember of what happened... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's awesome! (w00t) Ghostie and Jag save the day. :cool:

Wow, both Germany and France are now capable of time travel - what are the odds?

Good News: Laozi said he'll be able to play...the only problem is he won't be back from his flight until Saturday. The deadline for the first moves won't be 'till after that, right Arch?

All we need is 4 concurrent Diplo games with fresh sets of players. Then we finally have enough folks for WWIV - At last we will reveal ourselves to the Commies...at last we will have revenge. Also: Hopefully Laozi will join. :cool: