jaguars4ever

Come on people! Surely you know nothing beats Fawlty Towers. "Well, may I ask what you were hoping to see out of a Torquay bedroom window? The Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeeste sweeping majestically across the plains?" :D

Just before we get back on topic: That reminds me of one of the creepiest X-Files episodes I saw : The one with the 3 inbred, incestuous, canibalistic brothers who stored their sex-slave midget mother (who in turn was sex slaving her sons), in a sliding drawer under the bed. Of course living in the hyper liberal society of today, we can't explicity say anything against inbred, incestuous, canibalistic sex-slaves for fear of being labeled an inbredo-incestuouso-canibalistico-phope. Therfore, I'm only at libertly to state that the inbredo-incestuoso-canibalistico lifestyle concerns me.

Good thinking Ender. I'd just like to add that Number Man showed interest in an earlier game. Given that he can handle the rigors of our VtM game, I'm sure this won't be a problem for him.

"I could use a jolly sucking right about now good chap."

Also: Archie - if you had gone for the Iberian Gamble and successfully stolen a centre, you might have been back in the game after all. Given that Kaft now has to disband a unit (it could even be the army he has in Edinburgh), you might just have been able to take back one of your supply centres. Just goes to show one should never give up my friend - but I look forward to our next game together.

Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Dicembre 10, 1902 Operation German Shepherd a success! by Luigi the Chef A stunning series of simultaneous attacks from its western, southern and northern flanks bamboozled the once proud nation of Germany into submission. As a result, Kaiser Kaftan's forces have taken to retiring to a peaceful life in Great Britain. The English goverment itself has collapsed following the schizophrenic nervous breakdown of their former Prime Minister Archie. Lord Jaguar however issued an apology to his good friend Kaiser Kaftan - stating that the invasion of Munich was undertaken without his consent by his impetuous general, Grand Inquisitor Nartwak. Many are touting Grand Inquisitor Nartwak to be the likely successor to Lord Jaguar. Meanwhile Kaiser Kaftan himself is believed to have retreated to Argentina setting himself up an illicit drug ring, trafficking cocaine to Europe. Combined with the money laundering allegations he's facing from Switzerland, many speculate Kaiser Kaftan to still have deep rooted connections with the Jagbino crime family in Italy.

Looks like Volo just can't get enough of Kreia, so he voted for her 3 times. ^_^

"I sense BETRAYAL."

Three ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Baley likes to lurk in mode, you see. 'Tis very annoying. Next time we catch him we'll have to give him the treatment.

*sees three shadowy figures on the horizon...and one foul smell* Baley, stop hiding!

'Fraid he's not an Archie, Ender!

Go for the eyes Baley, go for the eyes!

*drum roll*

Thanks Rev.

"I must commend your effecient use of my Schlieffen Plan, Kaiser Kaftan."

I'm also for a restart given the aforementioned reason. Plus... Think of Nartwak peeps!

England's far from out. Even she loses Edinburgh to the Fatherland she still has a chance: merely leave Liverpool vacant for a possible build (which is safe given that no adjacent unit threatens Liverpool) and take the Iberian Gamble - like Reveilled said, you have a 50% chance of stealing Spain or Portugal. Should you capture the supply centre, build a unit in the vacant Liverpool and you're back in the game. Come on everyone (except France and Germany), get behind Archie! Hip-hip-hooray good chap! :cool:

Very similar to yours ironically. EDIT: That's in response to Alanshu, so nobody even try and make an insinuation!

Very impressive I might add. :cool:

"Ain't nothin' wrong with dat, biatch!"

Which is less than can be said about Robot Wars Loki. "

I know of a certain character "who can kill 4 men in 3 seconds". "

Bah! Another damn Kuiper object that's wants to part of our solar system? Well, how about... NO. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (And that applies to you too Pluto)