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Of course nothing beats the time your Ioninan bound fleet "sailing in the opposite direction" to the Tyrrhenian Sea. :D

Also, you can't have 6's, Eldar. That's why 5 is called the max, no?

What's going on? I was in Norway & Sweden a second ago, and now I'm in the North Sea where the inviso-English fleet has activated its cloaking device?! --> (w00t) -->

Now here's a FO2 War Story I came across on my netventures. Takes place in The Den: "Player (level 2) manages to piss off Joey in conversation, runs into Becky's chased by thugs, and hides behind Rebecca. Joey fires at player and hits Rebecca, casino guard fires at Joey and hits gambler. Eventually gamblers and townspeople are fighting each other and guards, guards are shooting gamblers and thugs, and Joey gets killed by Rebecca while still trying to shoot player. Then guard misses and kills orphan outside, two orphans storm the casino and even score a critical hit before being gunned down by the guards. Meanwhile, a guard accidentally hits another guard, guards start shooting each other, and as one guard runs out the door the entire battle spills out into the street! A few more people are killed out there. Combat ends, one of the surviving guards turns and walks back into the casino, while five or six guards and casino patrons remain outside, most of them severely wounded. One gambler, standing out in the street, comments: "Damn, Becky's was the only place to gamble around here!" Priceless. ^_^

Has any established Volourn's gender yet? The current consensus is that it's a Female Cyborg sent from the future to kill us all. In that case I nominate Volourn as Medusa. ^_^ -- Also: Clearly Number Man should be Achilles! (with Nurbs as his heel).

And I claim dibs on the nations of all the present players.

Smeelia! Opa-di-nopa bu-casa. <_<

"Go on Eldar - whip it out."

*Mets sails away with Pirate Ghost crew...*

*re-seals himself effortlessly* "You've been a very naughty girl Darque..."

[ Darque : -5 TOMBS ]

Possible possible or Alien Blaster possible?

Skilldexing stealth while in combat? How does that work?

That's not a French trick...that's a French Hovercraft!

Keeping my pal Dogmeat was a nightmare in the Vats Military Base. Those damn Super Mutants with their mini-guns were going balistic on his doggy dogg ass. But I was not to be defeated - through toil & tussle I managed to lure my dog friend in between two energy shields and quickly activate them. Quite a nice dog pen if I might say so myself. Of course I had to do this on every level of the military base as he automatically joins you upon screen change, but by that time my German Shepherding skillz0r were teh r0x0rz!1! Ah - sweet, innocent Dogmeat. We'll miss you forever. R.I.P. good friend.

Classic! :D

An alpha unit is a special unit tizzy you designate cuz Im tha Double O G. whizzen an alpha unit is occupy'n any foreign supply centre, thizzat becomes a new home centre fo` yo country thereby weed-smokin' you ta build units in tha province. when you gizzy a new home supply centre in this way you mizzle choose one of yo current supply centres ta deactivate so thizzay it can not crazy ass n1gga build units . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. this change occurs gangsta yo brotha builds. this allows you ta shizzift yo home supply centres ta tha frizzay lines n enable you ta mizzle quickly summon reinfizzles as you pizzle crazy ass n1gga into enemy territory. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Couldn't have put it better myself. ^_^

10mm JHP's <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In your back! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Spray is an understatement! He BURSTS it - sometimes in your face!

After having tested this theory with my copy of Metroid Prime, I must say good sir, that there are in fact holes that are too small even with an entire vat of lube. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fortunately for you Eru my friend, the double disc edtion should make an appropriate female upper undergarment.

The CD hole is a bit small Hades, but I'm sure Calax won't have a problem. ^_^

"I'd hit hit like no man has hit it before!"

Nah - it's just a matter of staying up all night and subconsciously thinking that later today will be tommorow as you've forgtotten to sleep. :D

Looks like they couldn't resist the temptation of Russia's infamous vodka. :D

It was dark when I looked outside! You mean today is tommorrow yet I'm worried about yesterday?!

Non Weapon-Masters need not apply.