jaguars4ever

Just like old times, eh Ghostie?

I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it any any further.

I'm one of the few that can touch your body...whether you like it or not!

Finally! I just got out of jail! I tried explaining to the judge that that's just how I treat my bitches, but apparently pimping is illegal in SoCal! Damn - Why wasn't I told!

Dogmeat FTW!1

Dogmeat > everyone

Autobots inferior, Decepticons superior.

Kor broke up with his g/f to be with YOU, Laozi. He did it all for you.

Checkpoint needs a gender....CHECKMALE!

And that's the beauty of Bacardi: Malt liquor or Breezers for the chicks, and 151 for us.

Epic Drinks + Epic Chicks = Epic Sex!1

Too bad the last GF told me to scale back the spending on the drinks, while she kept kept spending all teh ca$h on makeup.

She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the drinks w

You got it all wrong Laozi.

Happiness isn't perfected until it's shared...with 3 hot chicks and case of Bacardi.

Ah, the good 'ol days...

Since you're a musician, shouldn't your class be Bard, Pixie?

Get back in the bunker Marine 1!

Dude, I just BURNED you in teh Halo thread!

Rise out of torpor, Alancula!

I'll never forget the day Alan proposed to me in the nebula clouds of Kyushu! Oh Alan, we'll always have Kyushu!

Kiro-san! Give me some of your Death Note and we'll share the spoils of teh world!1

I am more SEXUALLY active again mus!!

Don't prestige without me!

Arch's cheated on you, Tale! He was with ME last night!

My killing streak > Yours!

Don't eat the bacon! It's from Kanadia!

I see you level 55 Commander Kor!

Send me your XBL gamertag, Krook.