Hildegard

I wouldn't know, check the dictionary if you want the answer, but honestly I don't know which one to reccomend you......

In the end I think that Revan's disapperance is just a tragic destiny of a man that goes to the supermarket and never comes back......

Nice one..... :D

I'm not but the name Hildegard is a german medivel female name, that later became universal, used by both men and women...

Court room on Coruscant....... Judge: Court is now in session.... Republic lawyer: Your honor, I call Mr.Hildegard to the stand. Judge: Fine... Court offical: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Jabba? Hildegard: I do. R. Lawyer: Tell us Mr.Hildegard what do you do for living and how do you know Revan? Hildegard: Well you see.....I work as a Jedi Council's ambassador to the state of Burkina Faso and I had my office on Coruscant just besides Revan's, that was appointed to him after the war with Malak. R. Lawyer: And tell us, how did you get to the information - why Revan left to the outer rim? Hildegard: As I said, Revan had an office right beside me, and as you know walls in the Jedi enclave are really thin and cheap like everything there because the Jedi spend most of their money on canabis trying to stay calm, reserved, peacefull and all.....I'm not here to make any judgment on any Jedi, I know it's tough to always stay cool, and a little joint here and there comes by usefull..... (I could really use a picture of GhostofAnakin's Yoda here) Republic Lawyer: Mr.Hildegard....cut with the bullsh*t and answer the question, do you the reason why Revan left to the outer rim? Hildegard: Yes yes .... I'm sorry....as I said i could hear everything that was going on in his office and after several weeks I put two and two together and I figured it out: Revan got Bastila pregnant after the battle with Malak and he, apperantly not ready for fatherhood, chickened out and ran. And now Bastila is eagerly searching for Revan because he doesn't pay the alimentation for the kid.... And Carth, who took the obligation to fund all the necessities for the kid, was also very much frustrated because his very strecthed out with money, now this Revan's kid and having to pay most of his money on a therapist, that is a psychologist.....you know he has this problem with the whole trust issue..... R. Lawyer: Mr.Hildegard I'm warning you......!!! Hildegard: Okey...okey... I'll get to the point.... The word that Revan has joined the boy scouts and was selling cookies in the outer rim was just a hoax, because, as I learned, the "boy scouts" was just a nickname for the organisation led by some guy named Don Iziz.... And he apperantly owed Revan a favour bacause Revan helped him with something on Tatooine, I don't know what. I'm not saying here that Revan is a part of mafia led by this Don Iziz, I'm just saying what I heared. R. Lawyer: Go on...... Hildegard: And the story that Revan went to outer rim looking for his lost teddy bear was nothing but a touching story invented by Revan himself so he could justify his departure to the outer rim, when in fact I have his "lost" teddy bear right here with me!!! (standing up and showing the teddy bear to everybody in the court room) The people in the court room:HHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! ( everybody draws their breath, an old grandma faints and chaos and a foul-up starts in the court) Judge: Order in the court....order in the court.....officer take that old lady out and give her some water, obviously this session ain't for those with a weak heart... Please continue with your questioning..... Republic Lawyer: Thank you your honor........mr.Hildegard what about various accusations against Revan, like the one that he stole Jolee's retirement fond or the sex scandal with the minor? Hildegard:You see it's like this.....Revan did in fact steal Jolee's entire retirement fond because he needed to fund his journey, I think that it was about 100 000 credits, I don't know excatly.....and so, Jolee, after realizing what has happened, wanted to get even......so he framed Revan with the sex charges involving Misson who was at that time 15 years old.... R.Lawyer: ......and how did he presuade Misson to play along and to press charges? Hildegard: See, once he caught Misson cheating Carth on Pazzak big time, lots of money was in question. So Jolee, so mad about Revan stealing from him, told Misson if she doesn't press charges that he will tell Carth about the hoax..... And with Carth being all frustrated with having to financially take care of Revan's kid, and having to pay the expensive psychologists and being on edge with money and nervs, who knows what's he capable of.....(lawyer giving him that look)......okey....okey....I'll stop..... R.Lawyer: I see.....and the last question, what about the rumors that Revan is a war junkie and that he went to the outer rim chasing ghosts, those "real" sith that are, by manny, dead long ago..... Hildegard: The whole "war junkie" thing was nothing but a false accusation by the angry "committee of handicapped war veterans from the Mandalorain wars" because, by them, Revan didn't pay them the entire amount of the disability pensions.....so they wanted revenge and started to spread lies about him..... R.Lawyer: Thank you mr.Hildegard that is all... Judge: You may step down... Hildegard: Okey.....(walking down the court when suddenly his cellphone rang) Who is it? Revan: Hildegard is it over? Hildegard: Yeah it is, I've done my part of the deal and I want my cut of the money you promised me... Revan: Of course, I'll see you at Motta's tomorrow at 15 o'clock, don't be late... Hildegard: I'll be there, just be sure my money will be there....... To all does smallminded people this is a joke, A JOKE, don't start writing that Revan went to outer rim to fight the real sith and to save the republic.......

Why why why why tell me wwwwwhhhhhyyyyy......... (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

LS version... ...hey men almost everybody in your "LS" version dies, gets killed, butchered, blown up - you name it...very dark for the LS version and if thats your LS version, which is so dark, gloomy and sad, I just ask myself what would your DS version be? - what, if you're DS you would kill Aton, Visas, Briana, Carth, Bastila, Exile, Revan, every true sith in some sick medieval torture style.....?

I'll be lectured, oooo I'm so scared men, pleeeease don't...... :ph34r:

It looks like it was done by a seven year old retarded child.....

Yes you can but only if you have Exar Kun's gasmask, otherwise it would be a smelly suicide....

Yeah sure it will catch up with the movies timeline just after they finish KOTOR287.....just be patient and maybe your grandson will play it one day.... And on your grave they will wright: A man of vision......

One of the best ideas I have heard to date on how to fix this problem. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Disagree disagree disagree........ If you make K3 like that with no connection with it's predecessors then why even call it K3 when it's completly a new game, makes no sense....

I said it once I'll say it again, the best item is: Revan's lost socks on Korriban, they stun any enemy no matter what defence they have...

Ooooh... your so tough, a big bad DS bully....I'm so scared..... Come on please, that statment: "I'm not some sick ass lightside loverboy" is so lame and pathetic, makes me wanna puke....

If you continue to be an arsehole to people, you are likely to get banned. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> shut up <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You appear to have some deep-seated emotional problems. Are you being sexually abused? Did your father leave you? How has your harbouring of sexual feelings for your mother affected your family life? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is just absolutley hilarious......

I could tell from your K3 story that you're creative (don't go around teeling people on the forum what's your IQ or what your good at, somebody could think that your being ****y.....). Mind that I would really like to see your K3 story with more detailes in the near future....just don't change the main events... and who knows what it might bring to you, as the proverb goes:"Per aspera ad astra."

Swinny you're far more creative when it comes to K3 stories rather then creating some silly Ozzi medal....

Do you want a medal for that....?

It's a long shot, I don't think so....I agree with Taran'atar that everything in sw universe doesn't necessarily have to be connected.....

Exile's power does not come from himself, it comes only from sucking others Force, he is nothing but a FU*KING PARASITE....

please,one dreadnaught sw ship versus that can of crap aint a contest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aint a contest........? .......a Dreadnaught which is in Thrawn triology considered as an old ship, that is about 600m long, his main weapons are a couple of turbolasers that are strong but not anything special(three Dreadnaughts barely hold off a stardestroyer not to mention they couldn't destroy it) versus the colossus that is 6000m long - yes 6km long, with 13 beam canons(read powerfull phasers)that would cut through any sw ship like through butter..... I don't want to start any stupid and childish contest, like who is better: Enerprise or Vaders superdestroyer..... I was just trying to say that sw ships and technology in general are very primitive considering the "time" period and comparing sw technology to other SF technology from various books, films or games...... Not to mention comparing the technology from KOTOR to technology of episodes 1-6.... Like all the scientists from sw univers are retards or their brain functions work as fast as the brain fuctions of characters from V.I.P. series..... It is just another spoiler in the sw storyline.....

Colossus from Freespace2 would gun down any of your pathetic sw ships....

A bounty hunter?.... ..... go and play with blasters will see how you do against lightsabers and the force.... you would be very competitive you know like Burkina Faso trying to defeat USA.....

Congratulations Swinny you managed not to spoil the end, in fact it's better then your last two....Anakins revenge says it's too short, of course it is when you posted only the main events, what do you expect Swinny to wright the entire story in a couple of hours, hey man it kind of reminds me of a classic pushing of OE by LA to finish the game in a small time period and you know how that ended up.... ...better to laugh then to cry..... Darth Coran says that he doesn't like the idea of Brianna getting dead, but come on, in such battle of epic proportions somebody has to die, no great victory comes without a price...... Edu11 says to ease up on the "love" part, I strongly disagree....He says that DS Revan will look like an idiot, hey man have you been reading at all what Swinny wrote, seems to me that in this story Revan is more LS then DS ( am I right? ) And for the love part, no matter what anybody says Revan and Bastila belong together and I know there are far more people that agree with me on this one... Keep up the good work Swinny, wright your story with more detailes and dialogs and I'm confident that it will be great.....and I have one suggestion: In the end you should have one last interaction and conversation with all your party members and allies, let's say onboard the Ebon Hawk, I kind of missed that in K1 and in K2, everything ended too fast and I couldn't say anything I wanted to any of my partymembers in the end to conclude things between one and other. You know a conversation with your members to kind of end things up.......for an example: Young Padawan thanking Atton for helping him to defeat Darth Siin, Revan thanking The Exile for saving his and Bastila's life, Revan's and Bastila's love conversation (better in the end then on the bridge or both work out fine), The Exile and Revan commend you for your action and say that you are future of the new jedi order that will bring peace, stability and order to the Republic and stuff like that... And then goes your final scene and the whole grand celebration.....

I'll give you a complain "Kotor2 rules guy": Personaly I didn't like much K2, it wasn't bad but it just wasn't what I expected and hoped for.... What I really liked about K1 was the atmosphere....the star wars atmosphere that was simply remarkable and rearly encountered in any game....and the players recognized that and that is why it was named a 2003 game of the year by many.. I'm sorry but in K2 I didn't have that "feeling" that I had during K1..... most of the time while I was playing K2, and especially in the end, I just found emptiness and dissapoitment as a result of developers lack of style and talent needed to get the job done that was blinded by nothing but profit which often, if not always, happens to the sequel of a game... Some will not agree with me.... but don't get me wrong, K2 is not a bad game and it does have certain advantages and improvements in comperison with K1 in terms of interaction with other characters and the whole influnce thing and other no less important things and detailes.... But that is just that.... what they improved and enhanced in K2 where just detailes in comperison with the things that it desperately needed in order to be as good and successful or even better then K1.... By my opinion K2 primarily lacked a depth in the story, the unique star wars feeling - that I had in K1, K2 story was just too superficial, unfinished, kind of "empty"..... How ironic the main character of K2 - The Exile was described as: a hole and a wound in the force that drew the ones strong in the force..... I think that K2 is a hole and a wound in the star wars storyline with the goal of drawing nothing but MONEY from us players eagerly "hungry" for a good game, doublecrossed by LucasArt's neverending greeeeed.....