You guys are like that stereotypical passionate couple. Throwing stuff at each other, yelling, jealous of potential affairs, threathening to leave forever...only to look each other in a short moment of silence and then have the most sensual make-up sex afterwards.
Sadly, one is hairy old drunkard wearing questionable clothing (kilt) and the other is a gentleman, sexually repressed to persversion, with an unhealthy interest in Football. You just can't make any sexy imagery from that