Chilloutman Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 (edited) disclaimer - strong language Edited September 3, 2017 by Chilloutman I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 "Can anyone finish learning English? No, we are all linguistic sovereigns. You have mastered it when you start altering it to suit yourself." 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 ^ Any real friend wouldn't care why your girl is upset. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ben No.3 Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 5 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiach Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 (edited) An Irish cop sees a car driving erratically and stops it, he approaches the car as the driver rolls down the window. Looking inside, he sees an uncorked bottle of whiskey in the drivers lap a six-pack of beer on the floor and bottle of vodka on the passenger seat. The smell of alcohol was overpowering, as he addressed the Driver. Cop : Sir, have you been drinking? Driver : Certainly officer. Cop : Would care to estimate how much alcohol you have consumed? Driver : Well, I was at the office party and we had dinner, I reckon I drank a bottle of red wine, 2 brandies and a Cointreau. After the dinner I had a few gin and tonics. Then we had a raffle and I won a bottle of scotch, so I split that with my friend while we watched the show. Then when it was over we had a few tequila shots. When I left, I drove to the off licence and got a bottle of Bacardi for my girlfriend, but I just drank that, I think she's gonna kill me when I get home, so I took a few mouthfuls of this bottle of whiskey here, to calm down, then you stopped me. Cop : Sir, would you mind blowing into this Breathalyser for me please? Driver : Why? Do you not believe me? Edited September 5, 2017 by Fiach 6 Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 (edited) Pardon the French. Edited September 6, 2017 by Amentep language 9 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Someones been playing around with the NYC Metro ads... 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiach Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 ^^ Wondered what Hillary was doing since she retired Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Those dont look like e-signs so I call BS. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chilloutman Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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