rjshae Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 TheOnion - White House staff frantically shredding Trump capaign aides 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Ben No.3 Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 7 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows
Gfted1 Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 Those fools! Google tells me that donating plasma will net ~$400/month, while donating male reproductive fluids will net ~$1000/month. Not you Europeans, youre shooting blanks. 3 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
ShadySands Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 Problem is there is a much stricter screening process for that. Then they throw it away and the doctor uses his own sample instead. Free games updated 3/4/21
Azdeus Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 Those fools! Google tells me that donating plasma will net ~$400/month, while donating male reproductive fluids will net ~$1000/month. Not you Europeans, youre shooting blanks. Hey! I get a juicebox for my pint of O- Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
Zoraptor Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 I get juice and a biscuit for mine. Or a cup of tea instead of the juice, if you're that way inclined. It's sheer decadence here in kiwiland.
Guard Dog Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4873155/cops-raid-german-blokes-house-after-his-alexa-music-device-held-a-party-on-its-own-while-he-was-out/ 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Bartimaeus Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 "It comes just weeks after a mischievous parrot used Alexa to order itself a set of ten gift boxes while the owner was away." not sure if that's better or worse than this story Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Gfted1 Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 4 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Raithe Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 Me: "I'm not drinking much tonight." *2 am* Friend: "How many shots have you had?" Me: 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
algroth Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 3 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Raithe Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 9 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 10 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 But to return to the Thor.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8atgsWFfDOg "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Guard Dog Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 This reminds me of something I heard a long time ago: Heaven is a place where: The police are British The chefs are Italian, The mechanics are German The lovers are French and the Swiss run everything Hell is a place where: The Police are German The chefs are British The mechanics are French The lovers are Swiss and the Italians run everything 3 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Amentep Posted November 10, 2017 Author Posted November 10, 2017 This is probably the most funny if you've ever seen the 80s TV show Automan: 1 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
teknoman2 Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 3 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Raithe Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 Taika's response to the question "Would you date Thor or Loki?" 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 Taika's response to the question "Would you date Thor or Loki?" Thor would obviously want to show you his hammer. My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Raithe Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 Quote for the Day: "I once re-watched Braveheart in company with a Scottish medieval historian who had one finger on the pause button and the other on a stack of reference books. It was an adventure." 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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