Raithe Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 ^Took me a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I bet he's drunk too Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guard Dog Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I bet he's drunk too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hL6nXfBhj0 3 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Yuge? 5 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRose Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 (edited) What my mother witnessed this morning: She was waiting to see her family doctor, when another woman unpacked a bowl, poured cereal in it and mixed that with yoghurt. If you don't have time for breakfast at home... Edited November 3, 2017 by LittleRose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 5 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben No.3 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Overheard today in the library “I never look forward to homework. It’s always tedious and boring. Takes me forever to finish. But at least, in the end, I’m always glad it’s over. In a way, it’s the polar opposite of a one night stand.” 3 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injurai Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elerond Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 6 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 (edited) Uh...not really a funny, but there's no "lifestyles/cats/cooking" thread so. Japanese guy who occasionally posts short how-to cooking video, with his cats always in the picture. I wish he'd do a lot more of them, because I love them. He and his (from US) wife also use their own channel with blog/Japan culture/lifestyle videos which can be cute/fun. Edited November 6, 2017 by LadyCrimson “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 joke somebody just sent to me: what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters I felt like a dummy when it was explained to me 3 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smjjames Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 I found it funny with the smaller Twitter icon covering the guys face, and to be fair, he's the Foriegn Minister, his party wouldn't matter. Bit surprised Kushner is meeting with him and not Tillerson because Tillerson is the Secretary of State (counterpart to Kono Taro), not Kushner. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised as Trump has been treating this like its a family operation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben No.3 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 I turn on the radio, the news channel, and the first thing I hear is „will the revolution have to start with a storm on Wall Street or on Google’s servers?“ Made my day. Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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