rjshae Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 I totally recall a joke in there somewhere. Ahehehe... good one. "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Irony. Definitely my favorite form of humor. 4 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben No.3 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 (edited) https://youtu.be/GyWZr9H8qBY Comrade Google has embraced the immortal science of Marxism-Leni... Nvm Edited August 2, 2017 by Ben No.3 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 They've summarized: Things Happened, Happy Ending. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Seize the means of production Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) Duffelblog - Trump taps decorated Army General for White House communications post Edited August 3, 2017 by Raithe 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Also from the Duffelblog.. Army renames JRTC Center as live action roleplaying preparation FORT POLK, La. — The U.S. Army will rename its Joint Readiness Training Center to The Center for LARPing Army Preparation of Excellence, sources confirmed today. The Center, which serves as the Army’s premier combat training center and employs a number of civilian role players to challenge infantry units, was renamed by the school’s commander, who enjoys live-action role playing in and out of uniform. “It’s what we do,” said Lt. Col. Winston Boomhower. “No one in the world can LARP like us. No one.” LARP, or Live Action Roleplaying, is a form of pretend that only the most serious military professionals are capable of employing, according to defense officials. “Majors will replace Captains as lane walkers and we will now be calling them Mages,” Boomhower said. “It seemed fitting, given the God Gun’s true powers. Civilian LARPers are some of the most fit, active people in the world. They’re consummate professionals and experts at their craft. I’ve never met a LARPer that didn’t scare the **** out of me.” Pressed for more details, Boomhower added: “The God Gun? Oh, it’s a mythical weapon system. You don’t even know. We’ve thought about fielding them in the current conflicts, but it would be against the Geneva Conventions.” Boomhower only clapped and left the room when questioned about the school’s new acronym of CLAP-E. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Duffelblog - Trump taps decorated Army General for White House communications post 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Also from the Duffelblog.. Army renames JRTC Center as live action roleplaying preparation FORT POLK, La. — The U.S. Army will rename its Joint Readiness Training Center to The Center for LARPing Army Preparation of Excellence, sources confirmed today. The Center, which serves as the Army’s premier combat training center and employs a number of civilian role players to challenge infantry units, was renamed by the school’s commander, who enjoys live-action role playing in and out of uniform. “It’s what we do,” said Lt. Col. Winston Boomhower. “No one in the world can LARP like us. No one.” LARP, or Live Action Roleplaying, is a form of pretend that only the most serious military professionals are capable of employing, according to defense officials. “Majors will replace Captains as lane walkers and we will now be calling them Mages,” Boomhower said. “It seemed fitting, given the God Gun’s true powers. Civilian LARPers are some of the most fit, active people in the world. They’re consummate professionals and experts at their craft. I’ve never met a LARPer that didn’t scare the **** out of me.” Pressed for more details, Boomhower added: “The God Gun? Oh, it’s a mythical weapon system. You don’t even know. We’ve thought about fielding them in the current conflicts, but it would be against the Geneva Conventions.” Boomhower only clapped and left the room when questioned about the school’s new acronym of CLAP-E. Are they sure LARP doesn't mean Live Ammo Role-Playing? Better check first. 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) For Keyrock: Edited August 3, 2017 by Bartimaeus 2 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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